doesn't talk during sex, but barks alot.

Why does mine have to be "All I want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth"?

A Japanese arcade would have a better chance. Games involving Godzilla, pokemon and martial arts (jujutsu) would bring people in. "Wax on, wax off!"

Maybe we can get Ellen Degeneres to head the "Stiff Tongue" committee.

will be singing the Mule (Train) Skinner Blues!

Once again the controversy arises: should our money say, "In God We Trust" or "In the Pope We Hope"?

Sandy got Hooked!

Yeah, Sid! Try that today, and you'd be in the pen!

This is my rifle, this is my gun. This is for hunting, this is for the nun.

Methinks the gnu knew he would be hung with a new gnoose!

The Cats will run back home with their tails between their legs!