Hi, Ken Hey, thank you! That's a great photo too. I haven't checked these forums out for a good while. Take care and happy holidays. Michael Koffler url

Dr. Luther was the teacher's name Who said gas was primarily to blame His thoughts were worth a penny But, he was tight as ol' Jack Benny

Doctor Luther was the teacher's name Who said gas was primarily to blame

A butcher named Bobby LeBeck Hacked a steer in the back of its neck He dealt but a glancing blow And instead chopped his toe

A butcher named Bobby LeBeck Hacked a steer in the back of its neck

A city girl known only as Susie Became numb from drinking, you see

A trapper named Alvin Snit Was big & burly & fit He loved to cook coons and barbeque loons

A trapper named Alvin Snit Was big & burly & fit He loved to cook coons

There once was a sheriff named Stu who was way to fond of his brew He unlocked the jail door And his face met the floor Now he'll rest a day or two ________________________ A trapper named Alvin Snit

There once was a sheriff named Stu who was way to fond of his brew He unlocked the jail door

A good witch named Evelyn Hill was posessed of a voice so shrill That when she yelled out she would leave no doubt That she had done it with Bill _______________________ There once was a sheriff name + 5 more characters

A good witch named Evelyn Hill was posessed of a voice so shrill That when she yelled out

There once was a poet named sam Who lived on cheap wine and spam But his temper was short he chased cats just for sport And wore a wrinkled old tam _______________________ A good witch named Evelyn H + 3 more characters

There once was a bear named Boo Who snored 'til quarter of two

A planter from Montego Bay Was cutting and bailing his hay When up from the ground Came a very strange sound From a gopher he'd seen last May ___________________________ There once was a rancher from + 6 more characters

A planter from Montego Bay Was cutting and bailing his hay When up from the ground

A sailor set out on the briny With three women and a man of ninety

There once was a dog named Rufus Who lifted his leg and booed us Then sniffed at the sky And said with a sigh Sorry, but I'm a dufus ____________________ A wrinkled old man of Sharm

There once was a dog named Rufus Who lifted his leg and booed us

Aunt Helen was old as the hills With a gulp she swallowed some pills