Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise! Count De Monét History Of The World, Part One

Oh Lord, do we have the strength to complete this monumental task in one night, or are we just jerking off? Blazing Saddles

George Zimmerman is not guilty. It is now officially okay to shoot a boy for being black. God bless America!

I never talk during sex. My mom taught me never to talk to strangers.

Right! Because a person with HIV can ejaculate on you from 10 feet away, it is just as deadly as a gun.

Megan and Pete were fired by her father.

Westboro Baptist Church is going to picket the vigils/services. Let 'em know what you think. 1. Westboro Baptist Church 2. 3701 SW 12th St 3. Topeka, KS 66604 4. 5. (785) 273-0325 6. 7. Fred W. and Ma + 1769 more characters

With an answer like that, maybe he thought you were too much of a jerk to ask.

I call BULLCHIT!

When one owns a business, one should never be too busy to call a potential customer.

If one tanned the baby, would it be Nubuck? (new Buck)

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Why can't everyone who is a friend of a parent with fat human children go after them with the same zeal?

President Obama won reelection because Democrats know how to analyze data. Anti-science Teapublicans will continue to fade to irrelevance.

Claire McCaskill legitimately rapes Todd Akin!

The most up to date results are on the Montana Secretary of State website.

There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.