Here is what some of the rest of the world is saying about the good old USA they may have it right for once. and yes I can cut and paste this was Checked this out on Snopes and it is a True copy of + 6275 more characters
I was in the AirForce in tx in 78/79 and came home to Ekalaka for Christmas my Mom took me to Rapid City to catch a plane back to SanAnton on the 28th of Dec she got home to the ranch and the road to + 300 more characters