Anything from Dumb and Dumber. I can pretty much quote the whole movie. "I thought the Rockies would be rockier than this." "Yeah, that John Denver's full of sh*t man."
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On one bracket on ESPN I have 15-16. I missed UCLA. I had MSU moving on. I need Tennessee to win to keep the bracket going good.
That's not a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, it's another fist. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Richard, That joke works well with the names Sven and Ole too. I love telling that one.
"Hey Richard, who's your favorite Little Rascle? Alfalfa or is it Spanky?" Chris Farley Tommy Boy
I don't think I could get all the words right with all the blank spaces, but the part in Gran Torino when Clint and the barber are teaching the kid to talk like a man was great. I was almost in tears + 23 more characters
We were talking about this at reynold's today. In the movie The Rookie when the kid breaks his arm and goes to the doctor after the cast is removed. The kid whacks the doc in the nose and he yells, "F + 134 more characters
"Everyone on the bus? Good, Great, Grand, Wonderful. NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!" Chris Farley in Billy Madison
This is a family favorite anytime, but especially in the cold: Minnestrone Hotdish 6 cans Campbells Minnestrone Soup 1 Family size can Cream of Mushroom soup 1 pound ground beef/ browned 4-5 medium po + 267 more characters
Another favorite of mine is from Old School "We're going streaking!" Frank's wife: "FRANK! What the hell are you doing?" Frank: "We're going streaking, through the quads to the gymnasium." "Who... Fra + 126 more characters
"I DONT KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!!" "LOUD NOISES!!" both from Brick in Anchor Man
"FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK! FRANK THE TANK!" Old School
No way you pulled that one Slosh. I still have tears running. I like: "It wasn't me!" from the movie Rocket Man
I like to use quotes from Dumb & Dumber. "Harry, I took care of it" "killer boots man!" Too many to list here
I was at the rink this afternoon and the ice was amazing. nice and smooth but with a few leaves frozen in the ice.
That would be awesome. I have a good pair of carharts and some boots so I'm in. Just let me know.
Slosh, we should find the course and go throw a round. I think I have my disc still.
The last few days the sunsets have also been amazing. I used to think those colors were only in paintings and old cowboy movies with bad backgrounds.
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