The nearest U.S. Bank branch to where I live closed a couple of years ago. It has been replaced by a state-of-the-art ATM machine in the Wallyworld parking lot. I love this machine because can do my b + 105 more characters

Greg Giantfart, the new standard in gaslighting. While vetoing this legislation is horrible, it's not like the current system is all rainbows and unicorns. This legislation would have provided an opp + 209 more characters

I have been wondering if you all are still allowed to watch M*A*S*H reruns?

Predictable. Like the Joe Gibbs Washington Redskins running the counter-trey on 3rd and 2. Privatize the benefits and socialize the costs. Cut the safety net programs for those who are closest to fal + 546 more characters

Curious how they intend to enforce this ban. Will they have Tik Tok Gestapo at the Broadus weigh station? I'd be amazed if Mid-Rivers actually has enough bandwidth there for the app to even load.

Not sure what you consider "American principles". I suspect it's where the 1% privatize the benefits and socialize the costs. Maybe you could elaborate. Most all of the actual progress in this count + 678 more characters

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?' " "That's te + 736 more characters

Until I see photos of Hilary Clinton bringing emails for Trump to read in a prison cell, I don't believe any of this will happen. More chance of Xavier winning March Madness.

A couple of weeks ago, the legislature was discussing Country Of Origin Labeling. I think COOL ought to be applied to every bill being proposed. There a heck of a lot they are discussing that ain't Am + 107 more characters

If only Cactus Plains were around to see this...

How in the Wild Cherry is Foghat not already in?

I am in awe of a certain regular poster's restraint.

Oh... you have to get the "ac-cent" on the right "syl-lobel". The Dallas star isn't a logo, it's a rating.

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven 1st woman: Hi, Wanda! 2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from th + 804 more characters

This is an excellent article. url Rick K still owes me an apology.

Says we need true statesmen. Voted for the GOP hack instead of Steve Muggli. I’m calling bull s h I t.

Rodentdale had accomplishments? Do tell.

I slowed down and wisdom caught up with me. Honestly, I came to a place in September where spending Sundays out in nature with my camera became much more important than watching a bunch of overpaid d + 24 more characters

You make an excellent point. Turkey isn't one of my personal culinary choices. Green chile would be one of very few methods to make it palatable. As an aside, and in an attempt to help you be more s + 468 more characters

You WASTED green chile on turkey 🦃? Do you also buy your picante sauce from hipsters in NYC? 🤠