I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now. I tried to catch some fog. I mist. When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. A soldier who survived mustard + 1766 more characters

I had surgery in November and found out I have high blood pressure, before that I was clueless. I bought a no monitor and I'm stage one or stage two up and down daily. I'm trying to lower it on my own + 112 more characters

1.Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum ba + 2440 more characters

Little wooden ball... Just a little something to get your mind off of Politics for a moment.............................. An old man walks into the barbershop for shave and a haircut, but he + 479 more characters

I spent a lot of time there,great memories!

Yes Richard it was a very good joke,thanks for sharing.

Howdy must receive government money, I didn't know it was available for third graders

Thank you howdy duty

If it is not a joke then it is true! thanks.

Story A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over + 1406 more characters

I should probably not tell this story, but once I went into the bathroom at the Montana Theater and found a piece of poo stuck to the wall of the stall at a level about 1 foot higher than the rim of t + 440 more characters

Ten Years From Now!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE YEAR IS 2022.......10 Years From Now !!!!!! "Winston, come into the dining room, it's time t + 5025 more characters

your wife is hottttt

The Brothel -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The madam opened the brothel door in Elko County , Nevada , and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good + 1636 more characters

I have been to Oktoberfest twice,once in 1979 and again in 2005.(yes in Germany) 2005 made my alltime worst hangover list. what a party!!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- * Adult Truths *** 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. + 2371 more characters

Here's a good laugh for the day. A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST + 714 more characters

Earthquake... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Breaking News: They determined the origin of the earthquake was in a cemetery just outside DC, you know. + 113 more characters

I was born in 1957 and most likely learned to crawl and walk there,I know every square inch of the place but I don't have any pictures.The lady that owned it name was susan kanutesen(spelling could be + 231 more characters

The Pig . . . A farmer gets a phone call from his son . . . "I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor still alive!" "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About an hour later he + 119 more characters