I sent away for that once a day blue pill that "Bob" takes to make him the talk of the neighborhood and now I can't wear short pants any more. Has any body else had that problem?

The "Little Blue Pill" there Chuck? Naw, not me. It's like corking the bat in baseball.

Not that blue pill! This blue pill.

How about this pill?



[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (7/29/2009)]

I wish they'd have named him "Smilin' Chuck".

I elected to purchase the penis stretching thingamabobby from the National Nigerian Pharmaceutical Company for three easy payments of $19.95, instead. Although it is a major pain to attach to Mr. Happy every night before I go to bed (it is sort of configured like a medieval torture rack), I have recorded 1.47 centimeters in length growth in the 6 months I have been using this product. Unfortunately, my calipers indicate a negative 0.23 cm reduction in the diameter of John Henry in this same amount of time, so the jury is still out on how well natural male enhancement products work (at least for me).

Looking forward to reading accounts of how well natural male enhancement products have worked for other mc.commers.

I suspect there's more truth to the title of this thread than Chuck intended. Men seem to be much more interested in the "size of their prize" than women. Just sayin...

I don't know, I know some women who really want a bigger vagina.

Chuck

I, ahem, have always had to be cautious about the length of short I wear regardless of the blue pill.

I don't know, I know some women who really want a bigger vagina.

Only because you've set up the joke so perfectly ...

I know some women who now have a bigger vagina.

Brian - It took me a while, but I got it now. You're right, that was the perfect set up. SPIKE! (npi)

Speaking of perfect set-ups ...

I've got your spike RIGHT HERE! :crotchchop:

[This message has been edited by Brian A. Reed (7/30/2009)]

It finally took some innocent vagina talk to get you guys to all get along. If we could only work in some beer chat, and maybe some sports on this thread, we will all need to meet for a group hug. I'm proud of you all.

Sometimes it's best to think inside the box for a change.

Once again, the first lier doesn't stand a chance.

Um, what?

Chuck. Unless you've changed...a lot - I have a feeling you don't look good in shorts under any circumstance.

Bob, why do you imply that I am of the body type that would not look good in shorts. Never once have I mentioned that you are of the facial type that doesn't look good in the light.

But I will grant you that size 46 three legged shorts are not easy to find.

Some day I'll get you, Chuck.

When I take off my pants....I look like a Tri-Pod.

I'd be a tripod, too.

Except I was only born with one leg.

Not that anyone's ever noticed.

And that convenes this meeting of the small penis club.

Hehe. It's been fun.

"human tripod"...Mini-Me???

It's like a baby's arm holding an apple...

I notice that the women actually stayed out of this thread (probably due to nausea) but the "For Women Only" thread had like 9 out of 12 posts made by men. This probably represents the gender divide on the net more than anything but it's still notable I suppose.

Your penises are very small.

And those were made by Brian (no offense dude, but you can't keep your nose out of sh*t - although, I totally blame Dr. Rauh for the big vaginas - freakin' babies)

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (7/31/2009)]

And those were made by Brian (no offense dude, but you can't keep your nose out of sh*t - although, I totally blame Dr. Rauh for the big vaginas - freakin' babies)

What can I say? I've got to be me.

I bet they (the girls) all peeked at the posts. Any takers?

Sure, I'll bite. You all have small penises. I assumed as much long ago. But why advertise it?

[This message has been edited by Wendy Wilson (8/1/2009)]

Sure, I'll bite. You all have small penises. I assumed as much long ago. But why advertise it?

UGH - Wendy...you make me cross my legs when you use the words "bite" and "penises" so close together!

Elaine "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things"

THIS POST IS TOO FUNNY...THANKS YOU GUYS MADE MY NIGHT!!

Sure, I'll bite. You all have small penises. I assumed as much long ago. But why advertise it?

A-HA! Eureka! The cause of Wendy's grumpiness has been revealed. To think, it was right in front of us all along!

I will not stoop to your level, Brian. Let's just say I have no complaints in that area.

Lighten up, Wendy - you used to be so much fun!

I WAS being funny. Maybe you are the one who's grumpy here, what with such a small penis and all.

If speculation makes you smile, Wendy, keep on speculatin'!

Speaking of tripods ...

http://billingsgazette.co...03286.html