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Posted by Chuck Schott (+1284) 12 years ago
I sent away for that once a day blue pill that "Bob" takes to make him the talk of the neighborhood and now I can't wear short pants any more. Has any body else had that problem?
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3745) 12 years ago
The "Little Blue Pill" there Chuck? Naw, not me. It's like corking the bat in baseball.
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Posted by Chuck Schott (+1284) 12 years ago
Not that blue pill! This blue pill.

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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3745) 12 years ago
How about this pill?



[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (7/29/2009)]
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Posted by Bob Netherton (+1893) 12 years ago
I wish they'd have named him "Smilin' Chuck".
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17321) 12 years ago
I elected to purchase the penis stretching thingamabobby from the National Nigerian Pharmaceutical Company for three easy payments of $19.95, instead. Although it is a major pain to attach to Mr. Happy every night before I go to bed (it is sort of configured like a medieval torture rack), I have recorded 1.47 centimeters in length growth in the 6 months I have been using this product. Unfortunately, my calipers indicate a negative 0.23 cm reduction in the diameter of John Henry in this same amount of time, so the jury is still out on how well natural male enhancement products work (at least for me).

Looking forward to reading accounts of how well natural male enhancement products have worked for other mc.commers.
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2743) 12 years ago
I suspect there's more truth to the title of this thread than Chuck intended. Men seem to be much more interested in the "size of their prize" than women. Just sayin...
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 12 years ago
I don't know, I know some women who really want a bigger vagina.
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Posted by Steve Sullivan (+1333) 12 years ago
Chuck

I, ahem, have always had to be cautious about the length of short I wear regardless of the blue pill.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
I don't know, I know some women who really want a bigger vagina.

Only because you've set up the joke so perfectly ...

I know some women who now have a bigger vagina.
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2743) 12 years ago
Brian - It took me a while, but I got it now. You're right, that was the perfect set up. SPIKE! (npi)
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Speaking of perfect set-ups ...

I've got your spike RIGHT HERE! :crotchchop:

[This message has been edited by Brian A. Reed (7/30/2009)]
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Posted by Matt Schmitz (+402) 12 years ago
It finally took some innocent vagina talk to get you guys to all get along. If we could only work in some beer chat, and maybe some sports on this thread, we will all need to meet for a group hug. I'm proud of you all.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Sometimes it's best to think inside the box for a change.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+14950) 12 years ago
Once again, the first lier doesn't stand a chance.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Um, what?
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Posted by Bob Netherton (+1893) 12 years ago
Chuck. Unless you've changed...a lot - I have a feeling you don't look good in shorts under any circumstance.
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Posted by Chuck Schott (+1284) 12 years ago
Bob, why do you imply that I am of the body type that would not look good in shorts. Never once have I mentioned that you are of the facial type that doesn't look good in the light.

But I will grant you that size 46 three legged shorts are not easy to find.
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Posted by Bob Netherton (+1893) 12 years ago
Some day I'll get you, Chuck.
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Posted by TALBOT (+251) 12 years ago
When I take off my pants....I look like a Tri-Pod.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
I'd be a tripod, too.

Except I was only born with one leg.

Not that anyone's ever noticed.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 12 years ago
And that convenes this meeting of the small penis club.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Hehe. It's been fun.
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Posted by Shu (+1794) 12 years ago
"human tripod"...Mini-Me???
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Posted by LG (+195) 12 years ago
It's like a baby's arm holding an apple...
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Posted by Levi Forman (+3712) 12 years ago
I notice that the women actually stayed out of this thread (probably due to nausea) but the "For Women Only" thread had like 9 out of 12 posts made by men. This probably represents the gender divide on the net more than anything but it's still notable I suppose.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 12 years ago
Your penises are very small.

And those were made by Brian (no offense dude, but you can't keep your nose out of sh*t - although, I totally blame Dr. Rauh for the big vaginas - freakin' babies)

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (7/31/2009)]
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
And those were made by Brian (no offense dude, but you can't keep your nose out of sh*t - although, I totally blame Dr. Rauh for the big vaginas - freakin' babies)

What can I say? I've got to be me.
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Posted by Amoo Daboo Dabutsu (+110) 12 years ago
I bet they (the girls) all peeked at the posts. Any takers?
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 12 years ago
Sure, I'll bite. You all have small penises. I assumed as much long ago. But why advertise it?

[This message has been edited by Wendy Wilson (8/1/2009)]
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Posted by Shu (+1794) 12 years ago
Sure, I'll bite. You all have small penises. I assumed as much long ago. But why advertise it?

UGH - Wendy...you make me cross my legs when you use the words "bite" and "penises" so close together!
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Posted by Chuck Schott (+1284) 12 years ago
Elaine "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things"

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Posted by interesting_thoughts (+26) 12 years ago
THIS POST IS TOO FUNNY...THANKS YOU GUYS MADE MY NIGHT!!
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Sure, I'll bite. You all have small penises. I assumed as much long ago. But why advertise it?

A-HA! Eureka! The cause of Wendy's grumpiness has been revealed. To think, it was right in front of us all along!
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 12 years ago
I will not stoop to your level, Brian. Let's just say I have no complaints in that area.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Lighten up, Wendy - you used to be so much fun!
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 12 years ago
I WAS being funny. Maybe you are the one who's grumpy here, what with such a small penis and all.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
If speculation makes you smile, Wendy, keep on speculatin'!
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6014) 12 years ago
Speaking of tripods ...

http://billingsgazette.co...03286.html
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