Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago


For Brian:

Bacon Haikus
http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/

Offering little
in the way of supporting
the bacon-kini.


For the imbibers among us:

http://www.bakonvodka.com/



And for desert:

Bacon Peanut Brittle
http://www.flickr.com/pho...322686509/



To reiterate:

I LOVE BACON!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (6/1/2009)]
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Posted by Kelly (+2838) 13 years ago
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Posted by Shu (+1798) 13 years ago
there's already about a half-dozen threads here about bacon-something-or-other, isn't there?..oh, well, to each their own.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
there's already about a half-dozen threads here about bacon-something-or-other, isn't there?..oh, well, to each their own.

And about a half-dozen Haiku, Dr. Rauh, Anti/Pro Obama, Mariners, Yankees, Red Sox etc threads as well Shu so what's your point bacon-kill joy
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Posted by David Schott (+18391) 13 years ago
Reminds me of this billboard:

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Posted by Kelly (+2838) 13 years ago
If bacon during your meal isn't enough, now you can have bacon while you clean your teeth.

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Posted by Shu (+1798) 13 years ago
And about a half-dozen Haiku, Dr. Rauh, Anti/Pro Obama, Mariners, Yankees, Red Sox etc threads as well Shu so what's your point bacon-kill joy.

Well, Kyle, I don't know if I really have a point here...maybe it's that I can understand multi-threads about more news-worthy items such as Dr. Rauh, politics and sports. The haiku threads have gotten a bit monotonous, but I still like them and find them entertaining for whatever reason...but I can't quite understand why bacon is so fascinating that it needs multi-threads here, too?

Don't get me wrong, I like bacon as much as the next person does. I did think the stuff about the big bacon BBQ log, bacon-in-a-tube, bacon vodka and "baconnaise" was a bit over-the-top and some of it was kinda gross. I'm just wondering why people on this site keep carrying on and on about bacon-this and bacon-that? I don't have a problem with it; it's under the freedom-of-speech umbrella, after all, I just wonder why, is all?
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
I just wonder why, is all

There is no reason. There is bacon.

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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago

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Posted by T Brown (+481) 13 years ago
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Bacon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love bacon!!!
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Posted by Steve Sullivan (+1430) 13 years ago
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Posted by Kelly (+2838) 13 years ago
Kyle...funny. I was going to attach that image to one of my earlier posts, but decided it didn't quite fit since it isn't bacon flavored.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
Would someone please just post a photo of Dr. Rauh covered in bacon and be done with it?
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
A lunchpail I wish I had in school:

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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
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Posted by Kass Portra (+34) 13 years ago
You know - women who look like that really don't eat bacon!
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
You know - women who look like that really don't eat bacon!

But Kass, does it REALLY matter?

Bacon & women! The only thing that would've made that picture any more enticing would've been to include a tall glass of Pyramid Hefeweizen in each hand.

Mmmmmmmm.......beer!

Mmmmmmmm.......bacon!
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Posted by Steve Sullivan (+1430) 13 years ago
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Shu - anything that can bring Kyle and I to a common understanding is a GOOD thing worth fostering.

Bacon, the Peacemaker.
Bacon, the Finder of Lost Children.
Bacon, the Savior of Humanity.
Bacon, the Perfect Good.
Bacon, Zombie Bane!

Bacon is.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
For that tasty owie on the playfield:

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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
For those intimate moments with the two things you love most:

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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
It's difficult to render me speechless, Kyle. But damn ...
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
The only way Brian would read King James:
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
My bible:
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
I've read King James, Kyle.

The only way I'd read it again would be if you put the bacon in the middle of the book. If it's laying on top like the picture, I'll just grab it off the cover without ever bothering to open it.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Brian, would this get you to switch to an iPhone?


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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
One last one and then I'm done......for the moment........

DON'T MESS WITH BACON!!!!!


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Posted by Matt Schmitz (+406) 13 years ago
It's possible that this is the most entertaining thread ever.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Arrggg it just keeps drawing me in....


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Posted by T Brown (+481) 13 years ago
I am amazed that bacon can be in so many things. God I love bacon.!!!!
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Hmmm, that last one was supposed to be this:
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Bacon for your skin!



And then there's this guy:


Bacon and Eggs Tattoo on Man's Head
http://bacontoday.com/bac...mans-head/
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Posted by T Brown (+481) 13 years ago
OK........"the bacon and eggs on head tatoo" has just crossed the line. That was ugly!!! I still love bacon!!!
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Posted by Dillpickle (+38) 13 years ago
Kyle,

This is no way an attempt to achieve most post in 2009 is it?

Feel free to continue Bacon post. Stay away from Politics or anything involving thought, religion, abortion, or supreme court nominees, or how much you appreciate how our current administration is making life better for you.

Boats and Guns forever!
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Nope it's just a post about my love for bacon.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Brian, would this get you to switch to an iPhone?

Nope.

This is no way an attempt to achieve most post in 2009 is it?

Dillpickle - he'd say "yes" if there was any chance in hell that he could make up the 600-post lead I have on him.
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Posted by Steve Sullivan (+1430) 13 years ago
Almost forgot

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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
I saw this on FML and thought it was quite funny.

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon.FML
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Posted by poisonspaghetti (+284) 13 years ago
Need I say more?

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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
I will not let this thread die!


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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Is there a need for a bacon-themed Sijo?
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Is there a need for a bacon-themed Sijo?

If it involves bacon Brian, then it is acceptable.

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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Is that a legit photo? Love it!
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Brian, we have a name!

Bacon Mania
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_mania

And a place to call home....

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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Pure awesomeness.

United by bacon and geekitude. Divided by baseball and politics.
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
United by bacon and geekitude. Divided by baseball and politics.

It all starts somewhere Brian.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
One shall stand ...
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18349) 13 years ago



The Clogger

Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon.




Bacon-infused waffles



Bacon chocolate cake
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
More bacon desserts!



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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
I don't know if Brian's a video game fanatic like myself but even if he isn't, if he's a big a geek as he would have us believe he is ( ) then he should easily get where this is from:

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Posted by Dillpickle (+38) 13 years ago
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/..._diseases/


Step away from the window ledge, Brian, Kyle,... it will be ok.
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Posted by Nancy Drew (+292) 13 years ago
The more modern version of the Donald Trump-do....THE BACON-DO!


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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago


Brian, I know you don't believe in Jesus but I thought this might interest you:

WWBD?
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
I do believe in bacon, that's for sure!
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
What a great idea for Thanksgiving:

Turbaconducken

http://bacontoday.com/tur...-in-bacon/

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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
I am shocked and/or appalled by that. I don't know whether or not to pay fealty to it or run away in terror. So many conflicting emotions ...
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
It looks more like a devil from Bacon Hell.
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Posted by Shu (+1798) 13 years ago
Okay, not to stretch this thread out any more than needed, but I just discovered something...

...you see that pix of the brown "I love bacon" panties at the top of this thread? Well, guess what?

My cousin Warren is the co-owner of the baconshirts website that pix came from, and I think his wife may be the one who modeled the panties! HAWT!!! The Zimmerman's who are involved are my cousins on Mom's side.

here's the link to the site: http://www.baconshirts.com so, if anyone wants any BACON clothing, that's one place to go, I guess.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4452) 13 years ago
His wife has a sweet ass
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Posted by Bob Netherton (+1884) 13 years ago
You mean sweet "@$$".
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
That was ... disturbing, Shu. Thanks for sharing.

Have fun at your next reunion.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4452) 13 years ago
No, I mean sweet ass.

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Posted by M T Zook (+507) 13 years ago
Nice teeth.



If you are from Arkansas.
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Posted by Bob Netherton (+1884) 13 years ago
It is time to re-awaken this thread.

http://www.huffingtonpost...55601.html
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Posted by Abigail Banister (+14) 13 years ago
Now I love bacon, but the tats are CREEPY!
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
It is well-known that I love bacon.

Only slightly less well-known is that I hate Oompa Loompas.

Sprinkle in my fondness for the ironic (with a dash of the macabre) and this comic represents a cosmic "LOVE/HATE" knuckle tattoo for me:



Enjoy, y'all!
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Posted by Kyle L. Varnell (+3749) 13 years ago
Brian, this is like two great tastes that taste great together!

Chocolate Covered Bacon


[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (9/12/2009)]
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4452) 13 years ago
So I see this thread is back, I might as well give you a super awesome recipe. It's good... and manly.

Chicken Breast
Cream Cheese
Garlic and various other crap to put in cream cheese
Bacon
Barbecue Sauce

1. Whack the chicken so it's nice and flat.
2. Make some sort of delicious cream cheese with garlic and salt - green onion, whatever.
3. Put the delicious cream cheese in the chicken.
4. Wrap the damn thing in bacon.
5. Bake at 375 for around 20 minutes - you be the judge.
6. Turn on the grill.
7. Cover that bacony awesome piece of heaven in barbecue sauce and finish it on the grill.
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Posted by poisonspaghetti (+284) 13 years ago
That sounds delicious, Buck. I will definitely try it.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Chicken breast is evil. Replace it with a thigh and it looks scrump. Thanks for the recipe!
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Posted by M G (+197) 13 years ago


BLT scented candles..


Full meal deals..

[This message has been edited by M G (9/13/2009)]
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Posted by Marti (+12) 13 years ago
I have tried the bacon and chocolate... It's REALLY tasty
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Posted by jessiker (+282) 13 years ago
Oh, goodness I do love bacon! How about these:


Bacon Chocolate Caramel Cheesecake

http://baconconcentrate.b...bacon.html

Baconhenge

http://theanticraft.com/a...nhenge.htm

Baconiel

http://theanticraft.com/a...coniel.htm

Oh, Canada!

http://theanticraft.com/a...canada.htm

Pork Princess

http://theanticraft.com/a...incess.htm

Speckschnittenlebkuchenhaus(Complete with Baconcream frosting)

http://theanticraft.com/a...enhaus.htm

There are far more out there but.... Yeah. Bacon = <3
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Posted by Levi Forman (+3716) 13 years ago
Buck, that recipe is pretty decent, but I think it could be kicked up a notch. Instead of baking it, I'd coat it in egg and panko bread crumbs and deep fry it ala chicken kiev. Gives it one more element of fat.

[This message has been edited by Levi Forman (9/15/2009)]
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4452) 13 years ago
When I found the recipe it was only to be baked, no barbecue sauce or grilling. Now I'd say finish on the grill, then bread and fry - I guess if you really want to kill yourself go with the skin on chicken thigh like Brian suggests.

Also, put it on a stick.

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (9/15/2009)]
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
And dip it in chocolate.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1908) 13 years ago
Wendy. That would be gross.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
Well, add some nuts then. Better?
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
So is this too gross?



[This message has been edited by Wendy Wilson (9/17/2009)]
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1908) 13 years ago
Bacon-on-a-Rope? That's not so gross.
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Posted by jessiker (+282) 13 years ago
LOL Wendy, that is another of the Bacon projects on theanticraft.com They had an entire issue dedicated to nothing but bacon.
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Posted by Brian A. Reed (+6123) 13 years ago
Yeah, that's gross.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4452) 13 years ago
Is it a bookmark or a tampon?
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
Take your pick, Buck.
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+10306) 13 years ago


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Posted by jessiker (+282) 13 years ago
Hahahaha that lovely little bacon actually has a pocket in the back for all the things you hate... it's the Bacon of Hate or some such thing. :P Still... doesn't look quite right.
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Posted by T Brown (+481) 13 years ago
Wendy.....I thought that was a bacon shaped tampon....whew.....This thread just gets funnier and funnier....or is it sicker? Just kidding....I love bacon.
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6169) 13 years ago
That's what I thought too, T Brown. It's why I posted it.

For all you bacon-loving techies:



[This message has been edited by Wendy Wilson (9/20/2009)]
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