For Brian:

Bacon Haikus
http://baconhaikus.wordpress.com/

Offering little
in the way of supporting
the bacon-kini.


For the imbibers among us:

http://www.bakonvodka.com/



And for desert:

Bacon Peanut Brittle
http://www.flickr.com/pho...322686509/



To reiterate:

I LOVE BACON!!!!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (6/1/2009)]

http://www.iheartbacon.com

there's already about a half-dozen threads here about bacon-something-or-other, isn't there?..oh, well, to each their own.

there's already about a half-dozen threads here about bacon-something-or-other, isn't there?..oh, well, to each their own.

And about a half-dozen Haiku, Dr. Rauh, Anti/Pro Obama, Mariners, Yankees, Red Sox etc threads as well Shu so what's your point bacon-kill joy

Reminds me of this billboard:

If bacon during your meal isn't enough, now you can have bacon while you clean your teeth.

And about a half-dozen Haiku, Dr. Rauh, Anti/Pro Obama, Mariners, Yankees, Red Sox etc threads as well Shu so what's your point bacon-kill joy.

Well, Kyle, I don't know if I really have a point here...maybe it's that I can understand multi-threads about more news-worthy items such as Dr. Rauh, politics and sports. The haiku threads have gotten a bit monotonous, but I still like them and find them entertaining for whatever reason...but I can't quite understand why bacon is so fascinating that it needs multi-threads here, too?

Don't get me wrong, I like bacon as much as the next person does. I did think the stuff about the big bacon BBQ log, bacon-in-a-tube, bacon vodka and "baconnaise" was a bit over-the-top and some of it was kinda gross. I'm just wondering why people on this site keep carrying on and on about bacon-this and bacon-that? I don't have a problem with it; it's under the freedom-of-speech umbrella, after all, I just wonder why, is all?

I just wonder why, is all

There is no reason. There is bacon.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Bacon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love bacon!!!

Kyle...funny. I was going to attach that image to one of my earlier posts, but decided it didn't quite fit since it isn't bacon flavored.

Would someone please just post a photo of Dr. Rauh covered in bacon and be done with it?

A lunchpail I wish I had in school:

International Bacon Day
http://internationalbacon...gspot.com/

You know - women who look like that really don't eat bacon!

You know - women who look like that really don't eat bacon!

But Kass, does it REALLY matter?

Bacon & women! The only thing that would've made that picture any more enticing would've been to include a tall glass of Pyramid Hefeweizen in each hand.

Mmmmmmmm.......beer!

Mmmmmmmm.......bacon!

Shu - anything that can bring Kyle and I to a common understanding is a GOOD thing worth fostering.

Bacon, the Peacemaker.
Bacon, the Finder of Lost Children.
Bacon, the Savior of Humanity.
Bacon, the Perfect Good.
Bacon, Zombie Bane!

Bacon is.

For that tasty owie on the playfield:

For those intimate moments with the two things you love most:

It's difficult to render me speechless, Kyle. But damn ...

The only way Brian would read King James:

My bible:

I've read King James, Kyle.

The only way I'd read it again would be if you put the bacon in the middle of the book. If it's laying on top like the picture, I'll just grab it off the cover without ever bothering to open it.

Brian, would this get you to switch to an iPhone?

One last one and then I'm done......for the moment........

DON'T MESS WITH BACON!!!!!

It's possible that this is the most entertaining thread ever.

Arrggg it just keeps drawing me in....

I am amazed that bacon can be in so many things. God I love bacon.!!!!

Hmmm, that last one was supposed to be this:

Bacon for your skin!



And then there's this guy:


Bacon and Eggs Tattoo on Man's Head
http://bacontoday.com/bac...mans-head/

OK........"the bacon and eggs on head tatoo" has just crossed the line. That was ugly!!! I still love bacon!!!

Kyle,

This is no way an attempt to achieve most post in 2009 is it?

Feel free to continue Bacon post. Stay away from Politics or anything involving thought, religion, abortion, or supreme court nominees, or how much you appreciate how our current administration is making life better for you.

Boats and Guns forever!

Nope it's just a post about my love for bacon.

Brian, would this get you to switch to an iPhone?

Nope.

This is no way an attempt to achieve most post in 2009 is it?

Dillpickle - he'd say "yes" if there was any chance in hell that he could make up the 600-post lead I have on him.

Almost forgot

I saw this on FML and thought it was quite funny.

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. I opened my eyes to see his eyes fixed on something else. I turned my head to see what was so interesting. He was on his iPhone looking up recipes for things to wrap in bacon.FML

Need I say more?

I will not let this thread die!

Is there a need for a bacon-themed Sijo?

Is there a need for a bacon-themed Sijo?

If it involves bacon Brian, then it is acceptable.

Is that a legit photo? Love it!

Brian, we have a name!

Bacon Mania
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_mania

And a place to call home....

Pure awesomeness.

United by bacon and geekitude. Divided by baseball and politics.

United by bacon and geekitude. Divided by baseball and politics.

It all starts somewhere Brian.

One shall stand ...

The Clogger

Layers of scalloped potatoes and cheese wrapped in bacon.




Bacon-infused waffles



Bacon chocolate cake

More bacon desserts!

I don't know if Brian's a video game fanatic like myself but even if he isn't, if he's a big a geek as he would have us believe he is ( ) then he should easily get where this is from:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/..._diseases/


Step away from the window ledge, Brian, Kyle,... it will be ok.

The more modern version of the Donald Trump-do....THE BACON-DO!

Brian, I know you don't believe in Jesus but I thought this might interest you:

WWBD?

I do believe in bacon, that's for sure!

What a great idea for Thanksgiving:

Turbaconducken

http://bacontoday.com/tur...-in-bacon/

I am shocked and/or appalled by that. I don't know whether or not to pay fealty to it or run away in terror. So many conflicting emotions ...

It looks more like a devil from Bacon Hell.

Okay, not to stretch this thread out any more than needed, but I just discovered something...

...you see that pix of the brown "I love bacon" panties at the top of this thread? Well, guess what?

My cousin Warren is the co-owner of the baconshirts website that pix came from, and I think his wife may be the one who modeled the panties! HAWT!!! The Zimmerman's who are involved are my cousins on Mom's side.

here's the link to the site: http://www.baconshirts.com so, if anyone wants any BACON clothing, that's one place to go, I guess.

His wife has a sweet ass

You mean sweet "@$$".

That was ... disturbing, Shu. Thanks for sharing.

Have fun at your next reunion.

No, I mean sweet ass.

Nice teeth.



If you are from Arkansas.

It is time to re-awaken this thread.

http://www.huffingtonpost...55601.html

Now I love bacon, but the tats are CREEPY!

It is well-known that I love bacon.

Only slightly less well-known is that I hate Oompa Loompas.

Sprinkle in my fondness for the ironic (with a dash of the macabre) and this comic represents a cosmic "LOVE/HATE" knuckle tattoo for me:



Enjoy, y'all!

Brian, this is like two great tastes that taste great together!

Chocolate Covered Bacon


[This message has been edited by Kyle L. Varnell (9/12/2009)]

So I see this thread is back, I might as well give you a super awesome recipe. It's good... and manly.

Chicken Breast
Cream Cheese
Garlic and various other crap to put in cream cheese
Bacon
Barbecue Sauce

1. Whack the chicken so it's nice and flat.
2. Make some sort of delicious cream cheese with garlic and salt - green onion, whatever.
3. Put the delicious cream cheese in the chicken.
4. Wrap the damn thing in bacon.
5. Bake at 375 for around 20 minutes - you be the judge.
6. Turn on the grill.
7. Cover that bacony awesome piece of heaven in barbecue sauce and finish it on the grill.

That sounds delicious, Buck. I will definitely try it.

Chicken breast is evil. Replace it with a thigh and it looks scrump. Thanks for the recipe!

BLT scented candles..


Full meal deals..

[This message has been edited by M G (9/13/2009)]

I have tried the bacon and chocolate... It's REALLY tasty

Oh, goodness I do love bacon! How about these:


Bacon Chocolate Caramel Cheesecake

http://baconconcentrate.b...bacon.html

Baconhenge

http://theanticraft.com/a...nhenge.htm

Baconiel

http://theanticraft.com/a...coniel.htm

Oh, Canada!

http://theanticraft.com/a...canada.htm

Pork Princess

http://theanticraft.com/a...incess.htm

Speckschnittenlebkuchenhaus(Complete with Baconcream frosting)

http://theanticraft.com/a...enhaus.htm

There are far more out there but.... Yeah. Bacon = <3

Buck, that recipe is pretty decent, but I think it could be kicked up a notch. Instead of baking it, I'd coat it in egg and panko bread crumbs and deep fry it ala chicken kiev. Gives it one more element of fat.

[This message has been edited by Levi Forman (9/15/2009)]

When I found the recipe it was only to be baked, no barbecue sauce or grilling. Now I'd say finish on the grill, then bread and fry - I guess if you really want to kill yourself go with the skin on chicken thigh like Brian suggests.

Also, put it on a stick.

[This message has been edited by Buck Showalter (9/15/2009)]

And dip it in chocolate.

Wendy. That would be gross.

Well, add some nuts then. Better?

So is this too gross?



[This message has been edited by Wendy Wilson (9/17/2009)]

Bacon-on-a-Rope? That's not so gross.

LOL Wendy, that is another of the Bacon projects on theanticraft.com They had an entire issue dedicated to nothing but bacon.

Yeah, that's gross.

Is it a bookmark or a tampon?

Take your pick, Buck.

Hahahaha that lovely little bacon actually has a pocket in the back for all the things you hate... it's the Bacon of Hate or some such thing. :P Still... doesn't look quite right.

Wendy.....I thought that was a bacon shaped tampon....whew.....This thread just gets funnier and funnier....or is it sicker? Just kidding....I love bacon.

That's what I thought too, T Brown. It's why I posted it.

For all you bacon-loving techies:



[This message has been edited by Wendy Wilson (9/20/2009)]