Brian, I disagree with nos. 1,5,6 and 20 on your list. Oompa Loompas rock. Watermelon is yummy. Ed Grimley, well, see my prior post and Mountain Dew is the devil's brew. I just don't see how someone who usually agrees with me on almost everything can't recognize the finer points of Oompa Loompas. Sad, very, very sad.
Simply put, Oompa Loompas are evil. Not only are they evil, they are the Source of All Evil in the world today.
I am, however, a fan of Wangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and "rotten" Vermicious Knids. They know the score. I support their effort to rid the world of Oompa Loompas (one mouthful at a time).
Watermelon is gritty and foul. It's an Oompa Loompa delicacy (and therefore, BAD!)
Less mince, more mincemeat
To the blender he must go
I hate Ed Grimley
Mountain Dew is not only in my blood, it IS my blood.