I'm almost sure there is no truth to this statement (like 65%-70% sure). I've got to think Joe has to be disappointed with the lack of coverage he is getting on this site. So I say that growing up in the era Joe grew up in he may have eaten a bag of sugar babies at one point in his candy eating career, I know I did.

I guess I can't ever run for office because while living in New Orleans I partook of many Mardi Gras King cakes which contain babies, albeit plastic ones.

GVC's wife

Exactly the point, no high offices for you.

Babies! Babies! He must stop this practice at once. I suggest he concentrate on chewing up Lady Sarah of the North. C'mon debate, I can hardly wait.

ABC

Is it true that he is the founder and president (not to mention a client) of http://eatbabies.com/?

At Wilson's Diner in Findlay, Ohio, Biden was heard to bellow, "Get in my belly. I want to eat you!", to a baby that was being held up by its mother in hopes of a photo opportunity with the future vice president. Luckily campaign handlers were able to redirect Biden's attention to a ham and cheese omelet that awaited Biden on the diner's counter.

In other news, Republicans were showing signs of panic as it became apparent that the media will persist in asking hard questions of the candidates in the weeks leading up to Election Day 2008.

I figure it's a safe bet that Joe will eat Sarah alive at the upcoming VP debate. I just never dreamed that he may also try to eat poor baby Track (or ArticCat or Snowshoe or Rifle or whatever name she saddled that poor kid with).

I hope she has the good sense to leave the baby at home! Oh wait a minute - were talkin' 'bout the woman who describes the R ticket as "the Palin and McCain administration" and to John McCain as her "running mate." I guess counting on her to exhibit good sense isn't very likely.

Some good names for future first babies there Steve. I think snow-shoe is top shelf.

ArticCat and Rifle are two I dreamed up. Snoeshoe actually came about when I plugged my name into the following website. Enjoy.

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Ever wonder, What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out!

http://personal-space.com...script.php

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btw: My full name is now Crust Snoeshoe Palin - you can call me Crusty for short. What the heck - it's better than Crapduck.

[This message has been edited by Steve Craddock (edited 9/19/2008).]

It's almost like the Palins got their baby-naming skills from Michael Jackson.

Hmmmm - "Crusty Crapduck" has potential. I think I'll enter that in the string that Frank Hardy created on Punk Rock Band Names. hehe

[This message has been edited by Steve Craddock (edited 9/19/2008).]

Me: Spackle Slapshot

My Husband: Open Aircraft

My Kid: Wrangle Tractor

GVC's Wife

Me: Sack Panther Palin
Hubby: Commando Coalfire Palin
Daughter: Fork Decoy Palin
Son: Drown Wing Palin

Ouch.

And please, tell me, what exactly *is* a fork decoy? A spork?

I'm old Rope Hoover Palin but my wife is Thump Hummer Palin and I'm not going to tell her.

OK, you need proof check this out!!!!

Joe Biden once said... " Baby... It's Whats For Dinner "

Baby Weenies:


what U need...
2 babies
1 dog
3 eggs
1 bag of poo
1 dildo
1 picture of hitler

directions...
1) chop babies until they stop crying
2) slice off weeners and throw testicals away (or
munch on them, it's your choice)
3) chop up bag of poo and mix in with dog meat
4) mix in meat-poo with weenies
5) put in oven preferebly for 10-20 minutes then take
Baby Weenies out of oven.
6) sit down with family and friends and enjoy!



- Recipe submitted by Joe Biden

Don't ask about the dildo and the picture of Hitler, you don't want to know.




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throw testicals away

What's a "testical"? Is that like an upset Californian? Levi seems to be getting testy over the political discussions on milescity.com... you might say he is a "testical".

- Dave

You can't blame me for that one, I just cut and pasted. OK, I made a few small changes but then again too few to mention.

testicles.

Reminds me of the old gal working at the Tickle me Elmo factory who's supervisor caught her sewing little cotton balls in the crotches of the dolls. When he asked what she was doing she replied "I was told to give each doll a couple of testicles. Get it test tickles". HA ha HA ha Ha

Geez... I didn't think anything other than the Tilt-A-Whirl that could turn my stomach anymore. I was wrong. That recipe did it. ew! Not funny at all.

What is amusing is that now anyone who has participated on MilesCity.com who someday wants to run for elected office runs the risk of having to defend themselves against the following headline:

JOHN/JANE DOE PARTICPATED IN BABY EATING CULT IN MONTANA
Nazi-linked recipes include blood and feces as ingredients

The nice thing about this recipe is if you are concerned with cholesterol you can leave the eggs out and in just as tasty.

The dems were correct.... MORE OF THE SAME from the Palin/McCain administration.

My name, in honor of the current administration:

BUSH GATOR PALIN

There's so many things to say about that name..... I'll just leave it to your imagination.

Joe Biden would be Beans Harpoon Palin.

John McCain would be Steam Fangs Palin.

I put in Barack Obama and his was the same as my name (???)
Tarp Lazer Palin

Sarah Palin would be Flack Gobbler Palin

[This message has been edited by Stefanie (edited 9/20/2008).]

Stefanie - I've put in my own name a couple of times and it comes out differently, so my bet is that they didn't actually consult with Sarah as to what names she would have really used in place of Joe, John, Steve, Barack, etc. But that doesn't matter -- you got a really cool name! Do you plan to use it?