How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr (+15082) 13 years ago
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded...

3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

Posted by Bob Netherton (+1887) 13 years ago
As I read this joke, I was sipping a beer. Meanwhile, my wife was on the phone.
Posted by MollieP (+130) 13 years ago
Funny Richard!!!
Posted by Todd Larson (+143) 13 years ago
I have to admit, that's a good one! My wife did not see the humor in it, it must be something glandular.