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Posted by Hal Neumann (+10198) one month ago
A cantaloupe farmer in California is offering a course on fruit farming for older single women:

John’s Cougar Melon Camp.
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Posted by TiredofBS (+301) one month ago
LMAO!!! That was priceless. Well done!
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Posted by David Schott (+17910) one month ago
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot".
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+10198) one month ago
good one David.
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