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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+16965) 4 months ago
So evidently this is a thing.

You open up Google, type in "Florida Man" then your birthday. Then you find a real news article on a Florida man.

My birthday is November 3. So I googled "Florida Man November 3". And there I find:

Police: Naked Florida man drove with wires on penis



https://www.winknews.com/...-on-penis/

I find this to be hilarious. No wonder that state went for Trump.

What crime did Florida Man commit on your birthday?

[Edited by Gunnar Emilsson (3/9/2021 2:10:29 PM)]
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Posted by Jerry e (-144) 4 months ago
Reply to Gunnar Emilsson (#382106)
Gunnar Emilsson wrote:
So evidently this is a thing.

You open up Google, type in "Florida Man" then your birthday. Then you find a real news article on a Florida man.

My birthday is November 3. So I googled "Florida Man November 3". And there I find:

Police: Naked Florida man drove with wires on penis



https://www.winknews.com/...-on-penis/

I find this to be hilarious. No wonder that state went for Trump.

What crime did Florida Man commit on your birthday?

[Edited by Gunnar Emilsson (3/9/2021 2:10:29 PM)]

Looks like a true Joe supporter confused what his penis is.
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Posted by nativemc (+907) 4 months ago
Jerry, you need to get over the election that your Golden Idol lost. This post had nothing to do with President Biden or the Orange Mennace. You seem to be awful obsessed with gender identity and other peoples penises. I am beginning to wonder if you may have an identity problem. And yes I know you will throw out more insults. The only person you make look like a fool is yourself.
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Posted by Jerry e (-144) 4 months ago
Reply to nativemc (#382108)
nativemc wrote:
Jerry, you need to get over the election that your Golden Idol lost. This post had nothing to do with President Biden or the Orange Mennace. You seem to be awful obsessed with gender identity and other peoples penises. I am beginning to wonder if you may have an identity problem. And yes I know you will throw out more insults. The only person you make look like a fool is yourself.


You're the one's that keep being it up Trump an his supporters. . And I wasn't the one to post it. The one who put this on here has the seriousness problem At first I thought it was him after going in to a woman's bath room . Now that the foolish one.
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Posted by David Schott (+16721) 4 months ago
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Posted by Frank Burns (+315) 4 months ago
Florida man asks cops to test his illegal drugs



"He had a ‘bad reaction’ to meth — so he asked cops for their help"

https://www.miamiherald.c...35699.html
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Posted by David Schott (+16721) 4 months ago
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+16965) 4 months ago
Florida Man makes an appearance in Montana!

78-pound meth bust near Columbus gets prison time for Florida man

https://helenair.com/news...14d6d.html
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9802) 4 months ago
Works for Montana too (works for any state for that matter).

https://www.greatfallstri...110338001/
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+16965) 4 months ago
While this is true, Hal, Montana man and other state's men's crimes don't seem to be nearly as spectacular as those of Florida man.
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9802) 4 months ago
Maybe true Gunnar, but on a per capita basis, Montana holds it own.
Arkansas, Alaska, & Alabama are no slouches either when you consider the "here, hold my beer" sub-category.
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Posted by DJanssen (+303) 4 months ago
Reply to Gunnar Emilsson (#382106)
I'd rather be a Florida man than the best that MC can offer (not fair, referring to only a select few on this platform)! Oh! I love this site, don't get me wrong. Still pissed that my profile pic has not been accepted. Dave, Really, I tried without a host, but it did not work. DJ

[Edited by DJanssen (3/18/2021 4:17:49 PM)]
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Posted by DJanssen (+303) 4 months ago
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You know a lot of our kin, went to Florida or Arizona to retire. Yea, opened myself up for the critics, whew, have at it!!!! I'd rather retire in Mn or Mt. Vote below on where you want me to settle and influence your next generation +=MC -=somewhere other than what the majority of you guys are thinking I will not accept a "-" unless you give me valid credentials. I'd like proof of your true intentions. No vaccination records needed. Again, Love this site!

[Edited by DJanssen (3/18/2021 4:39:34 PM)]
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Posted by David Schott (+16721) 4 months ago
From the January 26, 2021, Miles City Star:

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