Posted by (+17780) one year ago
Although it is still 53 days until the Presidential Inauguration, I am already preparing to celebrate the salvation of our democracy. Due to COVID, my wife and I will be laying low this holiday season. That means with the money we save from not hosting holiday parties, we will be not holding back on the Inauguration. Cha-ching! I plan to take the day off work to enjoy the huge crowds, much more bigly than in 2016.
I have a what will be a 10 year old bottle of Bink Winterkoninkske that we purchased at Brouwerij Kerkom during our 2012 trip to Belgium. This is an occasion to open it (believe me, after the Eagles won the Super Bowl in 2018 I was ready to open it then, but I was so drunk by the end of the game it would have been a waste). That said, I also have a Baltic Porter on tap (it is dark beer season).
For food....debating between steak and lobster or traditional Scandinavian smorgasbord fare like meatballs, ham, gravlax, kalops, dilled cucumbers, and the like. Leaning towards the smorgasbord, as all that stuff can be cooked in advance and I can focus on watching the Secret Service haul off Dishonest Don the Con in a paddy wagon.
Will Donny employ a White Bronco to exit the White House to Mar-a-Lago? Don't go to NYC, Cyrus Vance Jr. awaits your criminal organization with warrants. Which is why I understand Jared and Ivanka are moving to New Jersey.
I am so excited! How are the rest of you celebrating America finally becoming sane again?
I have a what will be a 10 year old bottle of Bink Winterkoninkske that we purchased at Brouwerij Kerkom during our 2012 trip to Belgium. This is an occasion to open it (believe me, after the Eagles won the Super Bowl in 2018 I was ready to open it then, but I was so drunk by the end of the game it would have been a waste). That said, I also have a Baltic Porter on tap (it is dark beer season).
For food....debating between steak and lobster or traditional Scandinavian smorgasbord fare like meatballs, ham, gravlax, kalops, dilled cucumbers, and the like. Leaning towards the smorgasbord, as all that stuff can be cooked in advance and I can focus on watching the Secret Service haul off Dishonest Don the Con in a paddy wagon.
Will Donny employ a White Bronco to exit the White House to Mar-a-Lago? Don't go to NYC, Cyrus Vance Jr. awaits your criminal organization with warrants. Which is why I understand Jared and Ivanka are moving to New Jersey.
I am so excited! How are the rest of you celebrating America finally becoming sane again?