There was an old man from Denver
who thought he'd heft Montana forever
but women are strong and Tucker was wrong.
so he's back by the Yellowstone River.

A man came from the borough of Queens
Who sold all the dummies magic beans
He said "Make us great!"
But all he's done was sown hate
Forcing us to live beyond our means

Donald Trump is coronaviral:
his brain's in a downward spiral.
That pale nimbus of hair
proves there's nothing up there
but an empty skull, fluff and denial.