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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3429) 5 months ago
There was an old man from Denver
who thought he'd heft Montana forever
but women are strong and Tucker was wrong.
so he's back by the Yellowstone River.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+15502) 5 months ago
A man came from the borough of Queens
Who sold all the dummies magic beans
He said "Make us great!"
But all he's done was sown hate
Forcing us to live beyond our means
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+9912) 5 months ago
Donald Trump is coronaviral:
his brain's in a downward spiral.
That pale nimbus of hair
proves there's nothing up there
but an empty skull, fluff and denial.
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Posted by Shu Pius (+1775) 5 months ago
There were once some pissed-off Democrats
who hated Trump, and acted like brats,
but they chose Hillary to beat him
and she failed to defeat him,
so they whine, bitch, and scurry like rats.
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Posted by Cbs (-41) 5 months ago
How they have perverted Joe to he might.
Run for president o what a fright .
He's been at it for long time hoping he'll get it right.
He's been out touch with reality with so long that he thinks he's right.
But a out of touch perverted people think that's would be right
The people behind he are not very bright. They think socialism is right
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+9912) 5 months ago
Reply to Cbs (#380011)
Best Limerick Ever!!
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Posted by Cbs (-41) 5 months ago
Yes I have to admit I is . Just lucky
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Posted by tom regan (+1920) 5 months ago
We don’t hate Trump because he beat Hillary
There are many more reasons to pillory
It's the treason, lies, racism, and hate
I can’t believe how much McDonalds he ate
Trump as president lacks any nobility
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3429) 5 months ago
CBS is so sly
He composes his rhymes on the fly
With no more compunction for form or function **

He's been out touch with reality with so long that he thinks he's right.
But a out of touch perverted people think that's would be right


**He writes crap like the above and as he says "That is would be right."
Drops Mic.

BTW, where is Wendy when she is really needed?
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Posted by Cbs (-41) 5 months ago
Yes I did it on the fly .what I tell you that the Democrat pump you poor folks with nothing but lies . Some day you'll look back with a sigh I see that all is time you we played as a fool. But the hate you have for one guy. Will haunt you to the day you die. No that he was right all along . So now it's time to get on your knees ask God to forgive you for your sinful heart And help put God back in owner land
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Posted by Cbs (-41) 5 months ago
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Cbs wrote:
Yes I did it on the fly .what I tell you that the Democrat pump you poor folks with nothing but lies . Some day you'll look back with a sigh I see that all is time you we played as a fool. But the hate you have for one guy. Will haunt you to the day you die. No that he was right all along . So now it's time to get on your knees ask God to forgive you for your sinful heart And help put God back in owner land before some day he truly part.,,,,

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Posted by Cbs (-41) 5 months ago
Reply to Tucker Bolton (#380027)
Tucker Bolton wrote:
CBS is so sly
He composes his rhymes on the fly
With no more compunction for form or function **

He's been out touch with reality with so long that he thinks he's right.
But a out of touch perverted people think that's would be right


**He writes crap like the above and as he says "That is would be right."
Drops Mic.

BTW, where is Wendy when she is really needed?


Tucker it is sad that Denver lost a fine feller like you .sounds like you do need Wendy because you can't cut it
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Posted by Shu Pius (+1775) 5 months ago
Gunnar thumbed down my great limerick post???
because he hates Trump the very most!
he loved Trump before elected
now he wants his headstone erected,
so Gun, go drink your homemade beer, and choke on your toast!
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3429) 5 months ago
I remember starting this thread years ago and then I stopped posting because the limericks just stopped. Now I am guilty,as well. I even tried a one line at a time, limerick thread. Someone would start the first line, then someone would add the next and so on until it was a complete limerick and still it fell apart. I set a bad example. The first post I did was not even a legit limerick. Sorry, I'm out.

I do hope to see some legitimate poetry.
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Posted by David Schott (+15815) 5 months ago
Tucker Bolton thought he was a poet.
But his "limerick" sure didn't show it.
So he declared that he was out.
Going home to have a good pout.
But he'll be back some day, I just know it.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+15502) 5 months ago
Definition of oxymoron:

Tucker posting that he hopes to see some legitimate poetry in a limerick thread.

Holy jumbo shrimp Batman!
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Posted by Hanson (+1274) 5 months ago
Mister business man, he said
proof he could be Commander in Chief.
But, even his unenlightened base, now see
he travels the road of liar and thief.
Patriot draft evader failing our troops
a traitor, collaborating with the foe
Forget his desire, a recipient of the Nobel
he is awarded the Purple Foot with Toe.
The words Trump toadies never knew are these
You lie down with dogs, you rise with fleas.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3429) 4 months ago
There once was a gentleman named Schott
That could be a bit of a snot
He's a good enough man
and a bit of a ham
he served Tuck a well deserved verbal slam
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