Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+18350) 2 years ago
A moth goes into a podiatrist's office. Podiatrist asks the moth, "Can I help you?"

Moth replies, "Well Doc, my wife hates me, my kids are failing out of school, and my job is a total disaster. Honestly, I have trouble getting up in the morning. I can barely face myself in the mirror, and I'm not sure how much longer I can live like this."

Podiatrist says, "Wow, you've got a lot of problems. But I'm a podiatrist, not a psychiatrist. Why did you come in here?"

Moth looks at him and says, "Because the light was on."
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