A Trump Tale
-or- While Strolling Along on a Sunny Day.
You are walking and you come across a young woman who is having respiratory problems and is losing consciousness. Using your superior intellect, you notice she is wearing a hijab. You do nothing and she dies.
You walk further and come across a 40 something year old male who is demonstrating symptoms of a heart attack. Using your superior intellect and noting he appears to be Hispanic, you quickly check his wallet and can find no legal documentation or a green card. You wisely let him die rather than allow tax dollars to be used to save his life.
You walk further and are handed a pamphlet you distributed months ago proclaiming the need for a border wall and touting the claim that since Mexico will be paying for it, What’s the big deal?
You get home and find your daughter and wife in tears. Being the kind, loving husband and father that you are you ask what is wrong. Upon learning that your daughter had her p**sy grabbed earlier when she was standing next to a popular celebrity turned politician, you wisely tell her to quit blubbering and just be glad she didn’t run into Biden instead.
You wonder aloud how come so many people you know who you used to think were really intelligent could now be so utterly stupid with their inability to recognize the greatness of your newest hero. Knowing that it must be due to the whitewashing that happens at these liberal universities, you smile knowingly to yourself and move on.
“Stupid morans.” You say aloud and adjust the brim of your red cap.
[Edited by Frank Hardy (4/23/2020 7:59:42 AM)]