Q: Do you know why Santa Claus planted a garden?

A: So he could hoe, hoe, hoe.



Yeah, I know.

Do you know why the democrap planted a garden under the lamplight on the corner? So he/she/it/michelle could Ho Ho Ho.

This isn't a Santa joke. If you have a problem with that, blow me.


Q: What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?


A: Donald Trump won't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on his face.


Thank you. I'll be here all week.