A bear sits down at a bar in Billings Montana and asks for a beer. The Bartender apologizes and tells him that the law states that they are not allowed to sell beer to bears in bars in Billings. The Bear becomes annoyed and indicates that he has had a tough day and all he wants is a beer! The bartender again informed him of the law. The bear responds "Look, see that woman at the end of the bar? If you don't give me a beer I'll eat her up!" The bartender just shrugs his shoulders. So the bear goes to the end of the bar and eats the woman all up. He comes back and says "Are you satisfied? May I have a beer now?"
The bartender replies "I'm sorry but the law clearly states that I am not allowed to sell beer to bears in bars in Billings that are on drugs."
"Drugs?? What do you mean, drugs???"
"That was a Bar Bitch you ate!"

Groan!

It's a time joke...laugh when you have time. LOL