"Smithsonian job posting seeks a craft beer historian"
By Ben Hooper
UNITED PRESS INTERNATIONAL
July 28, 2016
http://www.upi.com/Odd_Ne...81/?spt=su

Ron Pattinson would be the perfect candidate for this.

Naw - I would be the perfect person for the job. But only if I don't have to live in the DC area. For one, its DC and for another $65k a year would be starvation wages in DC. And I would think if a person was going to research beer the job would have to come with a very generous expense account.

But, in any case, I'm going to hold out until they're ready to hire a beer and cheese burger historian. I always did better working a double major.