Why do so many precious celebrities suffer from dehydration? Do they not drink enough artesian water or celery juice? Let's contribute bottled water to these poor souls. We must protect the celebrities!

When it comes to questions concerning celebrity longevity and health habits, you need to go straight to the source.

I am not a celebrity....but I take my bottle of celery juice wherever I go...doesn't everybody?

I suspect they want to avoid having to leave the stage to relieve themselves and forget how HOT it is under the lights, since they are used to it. My theory, anyway.

I've heard Meat Loaf works out and follows a strict diet but he is obviously a tub of lard. I guess two out of three ain't bad.

That video is about 30 years old. He does not look like that now.

[Edited by Amorette Allison (6/18/2016 8:42:44 AM)]

That was a joke regarding a Meat Loaf lyric, Amorette. And not a great one.