Now that I know such a marvel exists, I don’t think there is any way I cannot make these.

"Chili Cheesey Bacon Dog Chimichanga, Because This is America"
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David, you look a bit green about the gills. Too much tofu for lunch?

Yeah, that's a lot of grease in that "meal".

I would eat that in a heartbeat.

Dave needs to re- read his Elwood dictionary.

Eat that regularly and you won't have to worry about heartbeats.

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