Posted by (+2230) 7 years ago
I really wanted to be something scary this year! Mom and I decided I could be FrankenJobie. Sometimes, things don't work out quite like you plan in life. I was very good while she applied the $1.98 easy to remove green makeup from WalMart. My bolt, however, simply would not stay affixed. Being flexible, we decided that since The Incredible Hulk is green, I could be a superhero instead! Mom took lots of photos just to be certain she had a good one. That done, she brushed me to remove the green makeup. It didn't come off. I was still green. She wiped me with a towel. Still green. She washed me. Still green. She got warm water with Dawn dish detergent (thank you Lindsay) and scrubbed me some more. Finally, I stood in the corner because I had had enough. I've never been overly fond of baths (I AM a boy, you know). For four days, I had green highlights! SCARY stuff! The moral, of course, is don't cut corners on your Halloween makeup unless you REALLY want to get your money's worth!
Love,
Jobie
Love,
Jobie
