Big butt problem
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15122) 6 years ago
Time for a joke...

The grandfathers of Rock, the Rolling Stones were performing. As usual, with the high prices, the majority of the people watching the show were middle aged and many of them were pretty obese. This posed some problems as the seats were of standard size at the theater. Several of them complained and shouted to Mick Jagger on stage who finally said he would send the manager and his staff to look for a place in the theater with wider seats so that those who were overweight would be comfortable.

Unfortunately, they were no wide seats in the theater and the manager told Mick the bad news. Sadly Mick went to the mike to make the sad announcement –

I've tried and tried but I can't get no fatties' section.