Well word is that America is poised on the brink of invading Texas – could be a pivotal moment in history Folks. I’m sure Blitz Wolfer and his team of crack journalizers will provide us with never ending coverage from the opening kickoff to the final basket. I’m hoping the Shock & Awe show, Thundering Chicken, will live up to expectations.

I wonder though if the follow through, the nation-state building phase, will go as smoothly as it has for us in Iraq and Afghanistan. Common sense says that sooner or later we’re going to screw the pooch on one of these “making the world for safe democracy” campaigns.

Now I’m going to be the first to admit that Texas by all rights belongs in the United States, whether we’re talking the Estados Unidos Mexicanos or the United States of America . . . well I’m going to have to leave that for others to say.

Anyways, I hope the upcoming the upcoming operation goes smoothly and we take out another player in Access of Evil and capture those weapons of mass distraction.

I’m likewise hoping that next we tackle the Lizard Overlords, Trilateralist, UN or whoever it is who is responsible for those Chemtrails. I mean holey cows!!! You just look at most any jet flying overhead and you see it with your very own eyes. Oh sure, “they” call them contrails . . . wake up and smell the coffee people . . . the operative word is “TRAILS”. And you know as sure as All Father Odin made little green apples, there are chemicals in those trails. The logic is there people – you can’t argue with simple logic.

When I first heard about this, I honestly thought it was a joke from "The Onion." How can the United States invade itself? Then I remembered we were talking about Texas.

Reconstruction failed.

I think Jennifer Fielder should form a militia to go help save Texas from the federal government. Gary Marbut should arm them and be Jennifer's first lieutenant.

When Chuck Norris is concerned, you know it must be serious.

Oh man! This is serious stuff. I hope we don't have to deal with a Texas refugee problem. They'll be wanting to become US citizens, and they'll take all the jobs and welfare benefits without being citizens of the US. It will be a disaster having them sneak over the border all the time.

Next thing that will happen is that some Republican President will give amnesty to all of them and their children so that they can be US citizens.

It's a tragedy waiting to happen.

Unfortunately, the following is not a spoof or satire.

As a Liberal who supports higher taxes on everyone, I fully support building a 20 foot tall chain link fence, with concertina wire at the top, around all of the parts of Texas that borders with our true American states (Louisiana, Oklahoma, New Mexico, etc.) if this will keep our citizenry pure. The thought of so-called "citizens" from the "Free Republic of Texas" co-mingling with our pure American citizens and creating some sort of new half-breed "Tex-Am" personages sickens me to no end. Think about the children!

Near the TX NM border there are the Sacramento, Gudelupe, and Capitan  Mountians. There purpose is to keep the Texans out of the Sangre de Cristo's and San Juans.

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This whole TX invasion thing complete with buy in from Chuck Norris might give rise to a whole new genre of Chuck Norris jokes. For example: what language do you use to spread SOS conspiracy propaganda in TX?

Norris code