Beethoven's Ninth
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14303) 6 years ago
The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In this piece, there's a 20 minute passage during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.

After downing several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his watch and said, "Hey! We need to get back!"

"No need to panic," said a fellow bassist. "I thought we might need some extra time, so I tied the last few pages of the conductor's score together with string. It'll take him a few minutes to get it untangled."

A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their places in the orchestra.

About this time, a member of the audience noticed the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.

"Well, of course," was the reply. "Don't you see? It's the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded."
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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson (+796) 6 years ago
I love it.
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