Sheep in Texas
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14303) 6 years ago
A woman in Texas who couldn't afford new curtains decided to dye her old ones. She got out a vat, mixed some brilliant blue dye, and set to work.

While the woman was hanging her curtains on the line, her little white lamb fell into the vat. He was fished out, unhurt, and went scurrying off to dry in the sun.

A passing motorist observed the bright blue lamb, thought he'd discovered a new species, and came up offering twice the market price.

The woman decided she had a pretty good thing. Next day she dyed a second lamb. It, too, sold almost immediately at a fancy price.

From this start she developed quite a business -- buying, dyeing and selling lambs.

She turned out to be the biggest lamb dyer in Texas.
Posted by Wayne White (+265) 6 years ago
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