Paging Richard; Richard, you're being paged.

You guys are so cheesy today.

What Kind of Cheese is Not Your Cheese ?

I heard there was recently an explosion at a cheese factory in France. All that was left was de brie.

and the explosion at the Swiss factory left it full of holes.

What do you call cheese sticks playing two baseball games in one day? A double cheddar!

What genre of music appeals to most cheeses?

That would be R'n'Brie.

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What kind of cheese did the Lone Ranger and Tonto enjoy in Utah?

Provo-lone.

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I don't like these puns. I think I'm becoming lactose intolerant.

Well Wendy, have it your whey.

Richard - curd you please stop?

CHEESE-WHIZ, ANYWAY!!!!!