Redneck Haiku
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14304) 6 years ago
Offerings

Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert

Beauty

Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps

Remorse

A painful sadness
Can't fit big screen TV through
Double-wide's front door

Options

Unemployment's out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability

Blaze

Distant sirens scream
Dumb-ass Verne's been playing
With gasoline again

Desire

Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you are my cousin
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6176) 6 years ago
The biggest buckle
Belongs to the biggest man.
Silver glare will blind.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3338) 6 years ago
Noble in the attempt, punny as always.

X "Grandma sent grocery money" -5 points, 8 syllables
X "Dumb-ass Verne's been playing" -5 points, 6 syllables

I'm such a prick.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1903) 6 years ago
Shotgun under tree
Grampa passed out on the couch
Got my Christmas wish
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6176) 6 years ago
Outhouse tipping joke
Still haunts Uncle Ned's dreams. We
Tie him to his bed.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3338) 6 years ago
Woman get in here
Change the channel, bring a beer
Lazy worthless girl

Yuk! that one is cringe worthy.

[This message has been edited by Tucker Bolton (12/18/2013)]
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6176) 6 years ago
Because of the subject matter or because it's just generally bad haiku?
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3338) 6 years ago
All of the above.
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