We’ve done a thread along like this before, but I’m bored so I thought I’d see if it work again.

Your favorite line(s) from the movies?

“Not Hardly.” Big Jake

“Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.” --A Christmas Story


The older I get, the more I appreciate this line from “The Way of the Gun.”

“The only thing you can guess about a broken down old man is that he is a survivor.”

"Those aren't pillows!" - Trains, Planes, and Automobiles

Nearly anything from Princess Bride.

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My favorite from the Princess Bride

"You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means."

I always have the urge to use it whenever someone calls Obama a socialist.

+1,000!

My husband's favorite is

"Well, nobody's perfect." - Some Like It Hot

Also, "Soylent Green is people!!" from Soylent Green

"Randy lay like a slug. It was his only defense." - A Christmas Story

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"I have a bad feeling about this."

" Here's looking at you kid." Humphrey Bogart. Casablanca
" Hasta la vista , baby." Arnold Schwarzeneggar. Terminator 2 : Judgement Day
" Go ahead, make my day." Clint Eastwood. Sudden Impact

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From My Blue Heaven. Steve Martin coming on to Carol Kane

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
Shaldeen: Why is that?
Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.

""Badges?...We don't need no stinkin' badges."" (Blazing Saddles)

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam." -- Uncle Buck

The badges line is originally from "Treasure of the Sierra Leone," an early John Ford picture. It was stolen borrowed for Blazing Saddles.

"It's Headly Lamar."

"FraaaaGeeeeLaaayy... I think it's Italian!"

"Maybe it's a bowling alley?"

~The Old Man "A Christmas Story."

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" Clark Gable in Gone With the Wind.

Anything from Dumb and Dumber. I can pretty much quote the whole movie.

"I thought the Rockies would be rockier than this."
"Yeah, that John Denver's full of sh*t man."

"I don't know. Maybe it was Utah."
Raising Arizona.
Knocked me right off the couch.
Ken Ziebarth

"Elevate me."
Young Frankenstein

Maverick: Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby.
Air Boss Johnson: That’s a negative Ghost rider, the pattern is full.

Stinger: Maverick, you just did an incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your plane! You don't own that plane, the tax payers do! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one admiral's daughter!
Goose: Penny Benjamin?
[Maverick shrugs]
Stinger: And you asshole, you're lucky to be here!
Goose: Thank you, sir.
Stinger: And let's not bullpoop Maverick. Your family name ain't the best in the Navy. You need to be doing it better, and cleaner than the other guy. Now what is it with you?
Maverick: Just want to serve my country, be the best pilot in the Navy, sir.
Stinger: Don't screw around with me Maverick. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Miramar. I gotta do something here, I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters are going to Top Gun.

Stinger: And if you screw up just this much, you’ll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog poop out of Hong Kong!
Maverick: Yes sir!

John Wayne, if you closed your mouth half as much as you opened it you would only sound half as ignorant.

"We don't need no stinking badges", is from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre", Humphrey Bogart, Walter Houston, Tim Holt , Bruce Bennett and I believe the famous line was uttered by Alfred Montoya.

So let me "head this off at the pass"

Here is the original in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre



Here is a spoof of that scene in my all-time favorite movie Blazing Saddles: http://www.youtube.com/wa...B1E0oAAc-w (Wouldn' let me embed here )

http://www.thisdayinquote...quote.html

Scared Stiff, long time ago, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.
Jerry Lewis, "they got guns."
Ghost, "you can get a gun."
Jerry, "they got knives."
Ghost, "you can get a knife."
Jerry, "they got muscles"
Ghost, "you can get a knife."

"Whatever suits you just tickles me plumb to death."
Howdy, played by Henry Fonda in "The Rounders"

I’m gonna tell you something, Flaca, and I want you to listen tight. May sound like I’m talkin’ about me. But I’m not. I’m talkin’ about you. As a matter of fact, I’m talkin’ about all people everywhere. When I come down here to Texas, I was lookin’ for somethin’. I didn’t know what. Seems like you added up my life and I spent it all either stompin’ other men or, in some cases, gettin’ stomped. Had me some money and had me some medals. But none of it seemed a lifetime worth of the pain of the mother that bore me. It was like I was empty. Well, I’m not empty anymore. That’s what’s important, to feel useful in this old world, to hit a lick against what’s wrong or to say a word for what’s right even though you get walloped for sayin’ that word. Now I may sound like a Bible beater yellin’ up a revival at a river crossing camp meeting, but that don’t change the truth none. There’s right and there’s wrong. You got to do one or the other. You do the one and you’re livin’. You do the other and you may be walkin’ around, but you’re dead as a beaver hat.

Davy Crockett's character, played by John Wayne in 'The Alamo"

"Oh my god, there is a Butt Montana" - An Unfinished Life 2005 - Starring Robert Redford and Jennifer Lopez. Kid says it while reading the road map.

"What do you think about Butt Montana" - Jennifer Lopez this to the kid later in the movie...

BTW.. I think the kid got it right lol.

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Dr Evil in Group Therapy
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking... I highly suggest you try it.

"How am I not myself"

Jude Law, Dustin Hoffman and Lily Tomlin in I Heart Huckabees.

Lines, people, lines. Not massive paragraphs.

Wendy,

That isn’t ringing a bell. What movie is it from?

Crap, I was gonna cut and paste the entire script of "Airplane"

From the Bucket List: " One thing I've learned is never trust a fart."
The Three Amigos: " Is there a plethora of gifts?"
"Oh si, a plethora!"

Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

Joe Gillis: You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big.

Norma Desmond: I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small.


from Sunset Boulevard

From The Big Lebowski:

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your a** and pull the fu**ing trigger 'til it goes "click."

"Plastics!"
From The Graduate.

Also, "we're gonna need a bigger boat"

From 'Jurassic Park',
"That's one big pile of sh*t!"

From 'Total Recall',
Arnold Schwarzenegger points a gun at his fake wife threatening to shoot...
Sharon Stone: "But honey, I'm your wife."

Arnold shoots her in the forehead, and says,
"Consider that a divorce."

"I just pissed my pants, and nobody can do anything about it."

It's from Fight Club and we don't talk about it.

I thought it was from Dances with Wolves. I may have miss quoted sorry.

Wayne, I wasn't talking about your post. Sorry for the confusion.

Forrest Gump: That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little run. So I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across Greenbow County. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across the great state of Alabama. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Alabama. For no particular reason I just kept on going. I ran clear to the ocean. And when I got there, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on going. When I got to another ocean, I figured, since I'd gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on going.

"We broke up for religious reasons. I'm a Baptist, she's a bitch."

"Thank you sir may I have another?"

"Is it safe?"

"Don't piss down my back and tell me that it's raining."

"Put the candle back."

"Rudy, you can kiss my a**
Not on zis side
Not on zat side
But right in z middle."

Hot Dog...The Movie (1984)

Warning: it's 5 minutes long!

Bruce Lee in Enter The Dragon: Boards......don't hit back.

"F**k it, Dude, let's go bowling" from The Big Lebowski

"Shoot low sheriff they're riding shetlands" from Blazing Saddles

Rango: Now, we ride!

"Right turn Clyde."

When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N*gg*r Storage?

I love that whole gourmet coffee discussion that comes right after that. Cracks me up even thinking about it.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

Sir you just shot a un-armed man!!! Well I guess he should have armed himself before he decided to decorate his saloon with my friend...Clint Eastwood...

"I'm not bad...I'm just drawn that way." -- Jessica Rabbit

Forrest Gump: "It happens.


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"If you keep one eye on the past, and one on the future, you'll end up cross-eyed."

From "Control" with Willem Defoe and Ray Liotta. Forget the female character who actually said the line.

"Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good, every sperm is needed in your neighborhood."

"Because we are protestants I can march into the chemists with my head held high and proclaim proudly, I can say Frank, I will have a condom today, no on second thought I will Have a French Tickler or a Black Mamba."

"It's Christmas in Heaven, hip hip hip hip hip hurray."

The Incredible Hulk, Don’t make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry

Oh Lord, do we have the strength to complete this monumental task in one night, or are we just jerking off?

Blazing Saddles

Just because I talk slow doesn't mean I am slow. ~Sweat home Alabama

Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise!
Count De Monét
History Of The World, Part One

Slim Picken's 1941.
"1 genuine harry carry knife, pass it around, etc"
"watch that knife boy"
"You ain't getting sh#t out of me"
"prune juice"

Sometimes you just have to pull down your pants and slide on the ice – Sidney Freedman, MASH

"I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

It wasn't lies, it was...bullsh!t. - Elwood Blues