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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14304) 6 years ago
One day, in the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean, two prawns called
Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed upon prawn.

"I hate being a prawn," says Justin. "I wish I were a shark."

Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears. "Your wish is granted," he says and, instantly, Justin becomes a shark. Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him.

As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the
shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian. As he approaches, he shouts out: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed ... I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3337) 6 years ago
Do you worry about being sent to the punitentiary?
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14304) 6 years ago
Since I had that paronomasia experience back 09 and converted to witticism, no I don't.
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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9532) 6 years ago
Richard, you could always just throw a




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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson (+796) 6 years ago
Oh. Hal! That was priceless! And Richard ,we hope to hear you have found the best job ever soon.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14304) 6 years ago
I love that, Hal.

Thanks Elizabeth. I do too. Should be this week.
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