A snail who struck it rich in the oil business decided he needed a faster way to get around. Tired of going at a snail's pace, he decided to buy a small car.

After looking at advertisements in the local paper, he decided a Volkswagen would be most appropriate for a snail so he went to the local dealer. He looked at the various models and chose a VW Rabbit.

While crawling around the car he noticed the chrome rabbit emblem on the back.

"That's not a suitable symbol for a snail," he said to himself.

"Can you remove that chrome rabbit emblem?" he asked the dealer.

"Certainly, but it will leave two holes that we'll have to cover up," the dealer replied.

"Could you get a chrome capital S to replace the rabbit?" the snail asked.

"Sure," the dealer said. "It'll take a few days though. Can you wait?"

"I'm in no hurry," said the snail.

The snail came back in three days to pick up his new car. As he drove out of the parking lot, two old ladies standing on the sidewalk noticed the snail driving his car.

One turned to the other and said: "Did you see that escargot?"

I was hoping for some new recipes for snails to go with squab.

I was hoping for some new recipes for snails to go with squab.

That was probably before you realized who posted the thread!!

Hey now...

A man goes to his boss's costume party with nothing on but a naked
woman on his back.
"Jones!! What the hell are you supposed to be?" the boss asked.
"I'm a snail," the man replied.
"What a load of crap!" his boss spat. "How can you be a snail when all
you've got is that naked woman on your back?"
"You've got it wrong," the man replied.
"That's Michelle."

OW, Richard...that hurt!! OHHH!

Groan!!