Posted by (+15599) 10 years ago
A snail who struck it rich in the oil business decided he needed a faster way to get around. Tired of going at a snail's pace, he decided to buy a small car.
After looking at advertisements in the local paper, he decided a Volkswagen would be most appropriate for a snail so he went to the local dealer. He looked at the various models and chose a VW Rabbit.
While crawling around the car he noticed the chrome rabbit emblem on the back.
"That's not a suitable symbol for a snail," he said to himself.
"Can you remove that chrome rabbit emblem?" he asked the dealer.
"Certainly, but it will leave two holes that we'll have to cover up," the dealer replied.
"Could you get a chrome capital S to replace the rabbit?" the snail asked.
"Sure," the dealer said. "It'll take a few days though. Can you wait?"
"I'm in no hurry," said the snail.
The snail came back in three days to pick up his new car. As he drove out of the parking lot, two old ladies standing on the sidewalk noticed the snail driving his car.
One turned to the other and said: "Did you see that escargot?"
After looking at advertisements in the local paper, he decided a Volkswagen would be most appropriate for a snail so he went to the local dealer. He looked at the various models and chose a VW Rabbit.
While crawling around the car he noticed the chrome rabbit emblem on the back.
"That's not a suitable symbol for a snail," he said to himself.
"Can you remove that chrome rabbit emblem?" he asked the dealer.
"Certainly, but it will leave two holes that we'll have to cover up," the dealer replied.
"Could you get a chrome capital S to replace the rabbit?" the snail asked.
"Sure," the dealer said. "It'll take a few days though. Can you wait?"
"I'm in no hurry," said the snail.
The snail came back in three days to pick up his new car. As he drove out of the parking lot, two old ladies standing on the sidewalk noticed the snail driving his car.
One turned to the other and said: "Did you see that escargot?"