Nigel Tufnel/David St. Hubbins/Derek Smalls (Let's see if anyone can guess who these guys are. They go up to 11!)
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Spinal Tap. Nice.
Let's see what great lyrics I can pull from the memory bank...
Livin' on a sex farm
Plowin' through your bean fields
Pickin' up my pitch fork
Pokin' your hay
Ah, that's great writing there!

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Or Hell Hole...
The windows dirty, the mattress stinks
This ain't no place to be a man
I ain't got no future, ain't got no past
And I don't think I ever can
The floor is filthy, the walls are thin
The wind is howling in my face
The rats are peeling, I'm losing ground
Can't seem to join the human race.
I'm living in a hell hole!!!!!
Don't want to stay in this hell hole!!!!
Don't want to die in this hell hole!!!!!
Girl, get me out of this hell hole!!!!!
I rode the jetstream, I hit the top
I'm eating steak and lobster tails
The sauna's drafty, the pools too hot
The kitchen stinks of boiling snails.
The taxman's coming, the butler quit
This ain't no way to be a man
I'm going back to, where I started
I'm flashing back into my pan.
It's better in a hell hole!!!!!!!!!!
You know where you stand in a hell hole!!!!!!!!!!
Folks lend a hand in a hell hole!!!!!!!
Girl get me back to my hell hole!!!!!!!!!