Who the heck is Local Man???

He has to be one busy, traveling man. I can't decide if he is a criminal, trouble maker, do gooder, or perpetual victim. But it seems like every other headline, in any newspaper in this country covers him:
Local Man Arrested. . . .
Local Man Struck By. . . .
Local Man Donates. . . .
Local Man Recalls. . . .
& etc.

And if you are identified as "former local man", what then are to think?

Local Man is "not me" just as an adult....

Whoever he is, he sure gets around!

Local Man, I have always suspected is the alias of Clearance. You have seen his work on every bridge in the country.

Is he related to nowhere man?

OOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I wish I had antlers!!!!

You can't reach'em!?

Nailed that one Bob.