Were have all the gentlemen gone??
Posted by Tara E (+208) 8 years ago
Why is there no gentleman in this town.. thero is no cute simgle guys and why are there so many gay ppl in this small area?? What's a girl gotta do??
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Posted by Josh Rath (+2305) 8 years ago
I'm not sure you realize this, but the majority is opposite what you say. My guess is that no guys like you BUT gay guys. And not in the way you want!
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Posted by Kacey (+3159) 8 years ago
Perhaps reading your post again will give you a clue to your queries.
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1905) 8 years ago
Try more sluttiness.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17335) 8 years ago
I think all the gentlemen have moved to the Sidney/Williston area, where a lady is treated with respect.
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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson (+797) 8 years ago
Oh, please to that last comment. Try to meet them at the laundry mat and forget the bars. There might be some single dads doing the wash.
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Posted by Mathew Schmitz (+284) 8 years ago
That's laundry "Matt" to you single ladies out there.
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Posted by Johnny Bohan Smith (+8) 8 years ago
No worries. Im still here. Just kiddin! Im Johnny. Nice to meet ya all!

http://www.linkedin.com/p.../b/b92/4a6
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
RE: Were have all the gentlemen gone??


Ummm... to the VFW club... to get hit upon...
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Posted by Jeff Denton (+763) 8 years ago
Back in the day the trend was to move away ASAP in search of a prosperous future and unlimited adventure. I doubt that has changed much. Your Navy recruiter can get you started on a new path.
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Posted by K.Duffy (+1807) 8 years ago
Here you go! You're welcome..

Gentleman Seeks "Lady"
Author: Richard Alan Barker Posted: 8/9/2012 9:03:13 AM From: - MT
Single, White Male, 5'10, 192 lbs., Blonde Hair,
Blue Eyes, Active, Educated, Employed, Healthy,
Honest, Neat & Clean & Reliable. Enjoys Almost
All Outdoor Activities (Participating, As Well
As Spectating), Also Enjoys Quiet, Evenings At
Home. Seeks "Lady", Long-Term Relationship For:
Companionship, Friendship, Possiably Leading To
Something More Permanet. If Intrested? Please
Contact And Leave Message (AT): rabbar777(AT)yahoo.com.
GOD Bless, Take Care. JOHN 3:16.

[This message has been edited by Richard Alan Barker (8/10/2012)]
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Posted by Tara E (+208) 8 years ago
Ok and yes there is allot of gay and lesbians. Yuck... and to the last massage here what are a talkimg about.. lol funny poop. and is this am aid or a book .
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Posted by Monica LN (+148) 8 years ago
Judge not that ye be not judged.
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Posted by Hannah Nash (+2495) 8 years ago
"Ok and yes there is allot of gay and lesbians. Yuck..."

...

"Ok and yes, there is a lot of bigots. Yuck..."

Went ahead and fixed your sentence for you. You're welcome!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
Hannah!
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Posted by celeste williams (+158) 8 years ago
I personally would not recommend a gentleman to an uneducated homophobe. It would not be a good match.
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Posted by Frank Hardy (+1607) 8 years ago
The scene: A singles bar in a dusty old cowtown in the old west. Several young people are crowded around socializing and swapping tales. The following conversations are overheard:

Gentle Man 1: There's that annoying Terror again. I wish she'd quit bothering me.

Gentle Man 2: Don't I know it. I can't get it through her head that I am NOT interested!

Terror: Oh boys!! Which one of you is going to go the the movies with me and then get married?

Gentle Men All: ARRGGHHH!!!

Gentle Man 3: How come she doesn't bother Gentle Man 5 anymore?

Gentle Man 4: Let's ask him!

Gentle Man 1,2,3,4: How did you get Terror to quit bothering you?

Gentle Man 5: It was simple. I told her I was gay.


Epilogue: There seem to be an overabundance of homosexuals around Terror. But, they do seem happy.

FH
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Posted by Dona Stebbins (+819) 8 years ago
FH
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Posted by mikeh (+302) 8 years ago
Why can't I meet any of these gay guys she's talking about?
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 8 years ago
Tara seems to know where to find them.
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Posted by MeganBowles (+58) 8 years ago
Lower your standards and up your average? That's what I've heard anyway....
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Posted by Bob L. (+5095) 8 years ago
This is an awesome thread. I really have nothing to add.
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Posted by Tucker Bolton (+3677) 8 years ago
Terror, This is a spoof, right? You ran across MC dot calm and decided to have some good old fun, right? I mean, your post couldn't possibly an honest, informed query, right? You are just being a rascal, aren't you? Please tell me this is an exercise in sociology. or......You are an Alabama time traveler from the 1950's.
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Posted by JMinow (+37) 8 years ago
You should try making some milkshakes. Those bring all the boys to the yard.
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Posted by ABE (+421) 8 years ago


Is this the same chick that approached me the other night? You didn't say hello, or how are you,or nice shirt. You just told me to buy you a drink. When I said No, you called me gay, made a huge scene, and was asked to leave the establishment. Where are the ladies in town?



Ohhhh.....forgot, Bucking Horse is around the corner,
I'm sure you will find Prince Charming there....

[This message has been edited by ABE (4/26/2013)]
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 8 years ago
When I said No, you called me gay, made a huge scene, and was asked to leave the establishment.


I hope that's a true story.
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Posted by ABE (+421) 8 years ago
Yup
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Posted by Kacey (+3159) 8 years ago
Tara,
I would suggest going to your church where gays and lesbians are obviously not welcome. There should be some fine upstanding young men there just waiting for a judgmental homophobe to share their walk in faith.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
I would suggest going to your church where gays and lesbians are obviously not welcome.


How do you know she has a church to go to... ? If she did would she have this "problem"?
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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson (+797) 8 years ago
Well gays and lesbians and every one else are welcome at the UCC on the corner of Tompy and Strevell. God, I miss that church.
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Posted by Dorothea Dyba Sturges (+57) 8 years ago
All the girl asked, was where have all the gentlemen gone? You all pounced on her like a pack of ravenous wolves! Your self- righteousness reveals a lot about you....Tsk, tsk tsk.....
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
And your "Tsk,tsk,tsk" reveals some things about you, speaking of self-righteousness.

And no, "were have all the gentlemen gone" is NOT all that she said. It is her other flatulence that raised the ire of the "wolves".
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Posted by Jeff Denton (+763) 8 years ago
Well in my opinion this forum has been a lot nicer lately.
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11757) 8 years ago
She wasn't looking for actual gentlemen.
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Posted by Hannah Nash (+2495) 8 years ago
If I ever discriminate against 10-25% of the world population and write bigoted words about them.... feel free to pounce on ME.
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Posted by Dorothea Dyba Sturges (+57) 8 years ago
I got your dander up, eh? My, my!
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Posted by Hannah Nash (+2495) 8 years ago
Discrimination and hateful typing should get EVERYONE's "dander up". Hence the level of "pounce" that occurred on Tara E when she typed: "yes there is allot of gay and lesbians. Yuck."
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11757) 8 years ago
Yes. Those of us who aren't bigots are offended by your words. Why does that surprise you? And, again, she was NOT seeking "gentlemen." She was looking for a guy to buy her a drink and if he turned her down, she blamed it on his being 'gay,' not her being obnoxious.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 8 years ago
She was looking for a guy to buy her a drink and if he turned her down, she blamed it on his being 'gay,' not her being obnoxious.


I heard it's because she's a butter face.
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Posted by Landen Yanez (+37) 8 years ago
You have to know where to look. We're around!
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Posted by ShaneF (+87) 8 years ago
This thread...is AWESOME.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17335) 8 years ago
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Posted by whybenormal (+5) 8 years ago
This thread is why I love milescity.com
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1905) 8 years ago
"You have to know where to look. We're around!"

We've got to get Landon and Tara together. Think of their wonderful devil spawn children.

Tara - Look in the woods. He's outdoorsy.

[This message has been edited by Bob Netherton II (7/30/2013)]
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Posted by Forsyth Mike (+475) 8 years ago
Those of us who aren't bigots are offended by your words.


That one sentence crystallizes what is wrong in this country. Too easy for people to get "offended."

If people would just grow a sense of humor there would be alot less strife in this country. Remember "Sticks and stones?" They're just stupid words...let'em roll off your back and move on.
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11757) 8 years ago
I suggest you trying using appropriately racist terms on the rez and see how far that gets you.

Being 'offended' isn't a sign of being an wussy tree-hugger. It is a sign you have grown beyond callow insults and judging other people without knowing them. We know enough not to use certain terms today, which is progress, but as long we consider a word an insult because it describes someone outside the Bell curve, we have a way to go.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 8 years ago
This is when you have to love the classics like poop, piss, and procreate.

On milescity.com, I call them The Three P's.
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Posted by Nannette Morgan (+47) 8 years ago
Gays are always welcomed at Church. Where on earth can they find healing, but there? If God has changed His Mind about homosexuality, He definitely owes Sodom and Gomorra, a DEFINITIVE apology!
Now for all the threats, sarcastic responses, rude and often cruel remarks! Let them come! Bring it on!
Hebrews 13
God has said, "I will never leave you, never will I forsake you." So we say with confidence, "the Lord is my Helper, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me.?"
And to bring up another 'conversational' piece to attract the worst of you! As for evolution vs. Creationism, I am so proud to claim, "that I was fearfully and wonderfully made!" I did not evolve from the slime or whatever argument you ll post! Eek!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
If God has changed His Mind about homosexuality, He definitely owes Sodom and Gomorra, a DEFINITIVE apology!


There is no physical or archeological evidence that any of this even happened, so IMO, we are arguing about fiction. None-the-less, Sodom and Gomorrah were not judged because of homosexuality. It is a story about wantonness and dominance over others, about radical inhospitality (a grievous sin according the the bible), about malignant power used to reject God's shalom.

In fact, the Bible itself expressly describes the sin of Sodom elsewhere as radical inhospitality. Check-it, Ezekiel claims the real "guilt" of the Sodomites was the fact that, although they had "pride, excess of food, and prosperous ease," they "did not aid the poor and needy" and were "haughty" (Ezekiel 16:49-50). The author of Hebrews warns Christians by alluding to the true sin of the Sodomites as inhospitality: "Do not neglect to show hospitality to strangers, for by doing that some have entertained angels without knowing it" (Hebrews 13:2).

BUT, if you want to talk about the judgement of the nations, well your very own J-Man, Jesus himself has a dicey word or two about that in the book of Matthew. Let's pause and read that passage now (conveniently labeled in bibles all over the world as The Judgement of the Nations):

The Judgement of the Nations
31 "When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on the throne of his glory. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats, 33and he will put the sheep at his right hand and the goats at the left. 34 Then the king will say to those at his right hand, "Come, you that are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; 35 for I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36 I was naked and you gave me clothing, I was sick and you took care of me, I was in prison and you visited me." 37 Then the righteous will answer him, "Lord, when was it that we saw you hungry and gave you food, or thirsty and gave you something to drink? 38 And when was it that we saw you a stranger and welcomed you, or naked and gave you clothing? 39 And when was it that we saw you sick or in prison and visited you?" 40 And the king will answer them, "Truly I tell you, just as you did it to one of the least of these who are members of my family, you did it to me." 41 Then he will say to those at his left hand, "You that are accursed, depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; 42 for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not give me clothing, sick and in prison and you did not visit me." 44 Then they also will answer, "Lord, when was it that we saw you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not take care of you?" 45 Then he will answer them, "Truly I tell you, just as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me." 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life."

Let me boil it all down for you. Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus Christ ever condemn LGBT people. However, Jesus does expressly condemn people who turn their backs on strangers and the most vulnerable citizens among us. Jesus says straight up that whoever fails to welcome such people has failed to welcome Jesus himself.

Seems like you're the one who owes the apology!
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Posted by Nannette Morgan (+47) 8 years ago
Gays are always welcomed at Church. Where on earth can they find healing, but there? If God has changed His Mind about homosexuality, He definitely owes Sodom and Gomorra, a DEFINITIVE apology!
Now for all the threats, sarcastic responses, rude and often cruel remarks! Let them come! Bring it on!
Hebrews 13
God has said, "I will never leave you, never will I forsake you." So we say with confidence, "the Lord is my Helper, I will not be afraid. What can man do to me.?"
And to bring up another 'conversational' piece to attract the worst of you! As for evolution vs. Creationism, I am so proud to claim, "that I was fearfully and wonderfully made!" I did not evolve from the slime or whatever argument you ll post! Eek!
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Posted by David Schott (+17062) 8 years ago
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Posted by Elizabeth Emilsson (+797) 8 years ago
Richard, regarding The Judgment of Nations. Thank you.

Dave Schott, was that a Swedish troll or a real Miles City gentleman?
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4461) 8 years ago
I did not evolve from the slime


Agreed. Slime is better informed and more open-minded. If anything, slime evolved from you.
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Posted by cj sampsel (+479) 8 years ago
If you literally believe in the BIBLE then we are all the result of 6000 years of incest and inbreeding. No wonder the worlds in such fine shape.
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Posted by Jeff Denton (+763) 8 years ago
I had high hopes for this thread. But it took a wrong turn. We have to think about the future and how to get along using modern thinking, rather than use ancient, prejudiced interpretations of a worn out fairy tale as the basis for argument. Hell even the President of the Newnited States can flip flop on this for his own good.
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Posted by Frank Hardy (+1607) 8 years ago
The Lord has spoken to me. He has commanded me to sneak into Nannette Morgan's home in the stealth of the night and write the answer to the following mathematical equation on her forehead using a permanent marker:

10 x 12 x 5 + 80 - 14 =

So He has spoken, so shall it be done!


FH

PS- Keeping in mind the title of this thread, I shall be gentle.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 8 years ago
That was sick,sick,sick.
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Posted by Donald Mullikin (+140) 8 years ago
cj sampsel If you literally believe in the BIBLE then we are all the result of 6000 years of incest and inbreeding. No wonder the worlds in such fine shape.


I know exactly what you mean.. but you forget about Cain returning from the wilderness with a Wife (?) Excuse me.. but if we are to believe that the First Chapter of the Bible is correct and that Eve was the only human female God made, then WHAT was Cain's wife?

You forgot that in GENESIS it clearly say's that Eve was only granted only 3 seeds by God.. First was two seeds in which she begat Cain and then Able, after Cain slew Able and was cast out to wander the wilderness, God granted Eve another seed and Eve begat Seth. So if you wish to believe what the BIBLE says literally, incest really could not be a possiblity, but bestiality most certainly is.

I left the Semanary due to such conflicts between what is written and how they completely ignore what is written or twist what is to fit their own agenda.
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Posted by stephen (+250) 8 years ago
I actualy think I lost a few iq points reading this post..
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