As far as interviews go, you cannot beat Howard Stern on the satellite radio.

"You know what city I hate? Billings, Montana. OH! Did you ever go there? AAAugggh! Are you going there? Don't go! Better to die in a plane crash. If you have a choice...between landing in Billings and going down in a plane, go down in that godddam plane.

Women in high heels and socks! Have you ever been there? Their 7-11 store is called 2-5. It's so stupid, they had a fashion show at Sears Roebuck...no models, they held open the catalog and they would point......stupid!

And I come on the stage, and you want to be good, even though it's Billings Montana, you want to be hot, right? And I come on the stage, and I look down, where you're sitting, there was a woman nursing a child. I thought I would... oh look at this group, 'well so-o-o what?' You find that normal? You find that normal to have a woman walk into a nightclub [sssslllluuuurrrp] and nurse a child? Who would you watch, me or the nursing mother? WHO WOULD YOU WATCH? Kid was 14 years old, WHO WOULD YOU WATCH? Turned out it wasn't hers, thank God."