"Americans were skinner in the 60's and 70's because of the Cold War. People had to burn more calories to stay warm. When the Cold War ended in the '80s, that's when global warming started."

Likely as not the header should say "As seen. . . ."

But it's still early in the day, there's a chance I'll get my stuff together.

Richard, do you see what happens when you stay away too long?