Door 804 Fitness and Tanning is now open for your 24/7 fitness and tanning needs! Stop by and check out our new facility! We offer group fitness classes, personal training, and unlimited tanning!
Our desk hours are M-F from 9-6 and we will be around this Saturday from 10-1 to take applications and to help with any questions you may have! We can't wait to serve Miles City with this fitness opportunity!

How much will it cost to use the gym?

You get a month free if you say, "Dog is my co-pilot."

I wrote you a theme song:

Sung to the tune of "Bad Boys- the theme from COPS"

Hit the door, hit the floor
Break down 804,
Whatcha gonna do when your flab shows through?
Hit the door, come back more,
The door at 804,
Whatcha gonna do when you're wearin' + 2?

When you overeat and your stuck in your chair
Go to Door 804 and leave the fat there.
So why are you looking like a jelly roll
If you get fat you must pay the toll.

Hit the Door 804
Get you down to size
Whatcha gonna do when your flab shows through?
Hit the Door, 804
Might be really wise
Get you goin there when your oversize.

You tuggin on that one
Your pullin' on this one
You runnin on another
And your sweatin' out that butter
Your lifting up on this one
And your trying to see your toes now
Your workin' on a new one
And you got to get a tan!

Fat girls fat boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when your flab shows thru
Fat girls, fat boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when you're too fat to move?

Your body not lookin' that great
Your bicep lookin' too faint
Your legs too tired to walk
And your pasty lookin' like chalk.

Fat girls, fat boys
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when your whale shows thru?
Come soon, come now
Come back evermore
Get your fat a$$ in to Door 8-0-4!!!!


FH

It's $35.00 per month, and cost can vary depending on the length of the contract you'd like!


Ps...Thanks for the laugh with the song! ha!

[This message has been edited by door804 (10/6/2012)]

Am I allowed in with pre-existing fat and a doughnut?

Do you have a per episode tanning fee?

Richard, tanning beds cause skin cancer big time...(Speaking as one who has had three episodes of it)