A little crude, but very funny
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14993) 9 years ago
A blond city girl named Amy marries a Northern Territory cattle station

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the stockman says to Amy,
'The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today,
so I drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's stall is in
the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, OK?'

The stockman leaves for the outback paddocks. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door.

Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when
Amy sees the nail, she tells him, 'This is the one right here.'

The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, 'Tell me
lady, 'cause I'm dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the right
cow to be bred?'

'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,' she
explains very confidently.

Laughing rudely at her, the man says, 'And what, pray tell, is the nail

The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,

'I guess it's to hang your pants on.'
Posted by Sunny (+380) 9 years ago
Oh! I like this one. Thank you for my first laugh of the day!