Posted by Kelly (+2564) 6 years ago
What Is Couple Sex?

For all you Grand Fathers and Grand Mothers, be sure you understand the question

An 8-year-old girl went to her

grandfather, who was working

in the yard and asked him,

"Grampa, what is couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised

that she would ask such a question,

but decided that if she's old enough

to ask the question, then she's old

enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out,

he proceeded to tell her all about

human reproduction and the joys

and responsibilities of intercourse.

When he finished explaining, the

little girl was looking at him with

her mouth hanging open, eyes wide

in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the

grandfather asked her, "Why did

you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Grandma

says that dinner will be ready in

just a couple secs."

[This message has been edited by Kelly (6/1/2012)]
Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+12600) 6 years ago
You and Bonine Jr. need to get together and find a room.
Posted by Dan Mowry (+1428) 6 years ago
Reminds me of a real-life similar question:

"Daddy, where did I come from?"

Which involved a lengthy and detailed birds and bees talk, followed with "is there anything you don't understand?"

Met with "Yes, my friend at school said he came from Dallas, Texas. Where is Texas?"

/palm to head/