Posted by (+414) 11 years ago
So incredi-BULL (although highly improba-BULL) that you're five today! Truly, I find the entire event somewhat questiona-BULL as you don't look a day over four... A very happy day to you! 
Posted by (+2248) 11 years ago
THANK YOU! 
Fortunately, I'm still at the age when birthdays are fun!
Thanks for your wishes and your lovely singing! Keep it up! Perhaps you will give others the courage to follow suite!
Yours forever,
Jobie
Fortunately, I'm still at the age when birthdays are fun!
Thanks for your wishes and your lovely singing! Keep it up! Perhaps you will give others the courage to follow suite!
Yours forever,
Jobie
Posted by (+259) 11 years ago
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Posted by (+2248) 11 years ago
Thank you, Dark Beer! Not to worry, I have trouble getting the right letters to come out on the keyboard, too! Still, as long as I understand what I type, doesn't matter if anyone else figures it out--trying always counts!
Thanks, Kacey! Consider yourself the recipient of one very large virtual kiss!
Jobie, the Birthday Boy
Thanks, Kacey! Consider yourself the recipient of one very large virtual kiss!
Jobie, the Birthday Boy
Posted by (+414) 11 years ago
Richard, you are the absolute cutest! Dare I say...ADORA-BULL!
Posted by (+2248) 11 years ago
What a wonderful birthday with all sorts of creative friends! I am just positive I heard wondrous strains of music at 10:30! Thanks so much!
Jobie
P.S. My apologies for failing to recognize Morris code. I just turned 5 and am still trying to perfect my basic English reading and writing skills. We're hoping to progress to additional languages later this year!
Posted by (+1722) 11 years ago
My "al-moo-st" bull-ated birthday present:
Since I can't make the beautiful moo-sic, allow me to try to make Jobie laugh with some special jokes courtesy of http://www.vtliving.com/j...ndex.shtml:
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit?
They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!
Happy Day!
Cheers!
FH
Since I can't make the beautiful moo-sic, allow me to try to make Jobie laugh with some special jokes courtesy of http://www.vtliving.com/j...ndex.shtml:
Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Why don't cows have any money?
Because farmers milk them dry
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat
What do cows wear in Hawaii?
Moo- moos
What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
Decalfenated
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn't work
Did you hear that NASA recently launched a bunch of Holsteins into low Earth orbit?
They called it the Herd Shot 'Round The World!
Happy Day!
Cheers!
FH
Posted by (+18477) 11 years ago
Jobie....baby....show me your tenderloins!
Heh....heh...heh heh heh.
Posted by (+2248) 11 years ago
So glad you've finally come to your senses, Amorette! Pucker up! Your kiss awaits!
We all have our gifts, Frank. Humor is definitely yours and much appreciated! Your selection was most appropriate as there are cows in my neighborhood (although I do not associate with them).
I'm only 5 Gunnar. Your humor is a bit too adult for me. Perhaps Frank would be willing to give you a lesson! Thanks for trying, though.
It was a grand day and my thanks to all who participated!
Jobie
We all have our gifts, Frank. Humor is definitely yours and much appreciated! Your selection was most appropriate as there are cows in my neighborhood (although I do not associate with them).
I'm only 5 Gunnar. Your humor is a bit too adult for me. Perhaps Frank would be willing to give you a lesson! Thanks for trying, though.
It was a grand day and my thanks to all who participated!
Jobie