Just a quick thought...
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
Some balding men want natural hair at no cost; in other words, they don't want toupee.
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Posted by howdy (+4950) 10 years ago
You could have a second career as a punster LOL...
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6171) 10 years ago
Stop encouraging him.
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17731) 10 years ago
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
A young unmarried couple went on a raisin hunt... therefore it wasn't a date.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. However, all the league records were unfortunately destroyed in a fire.

Thus we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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Posted by howdy (+4950) 10 years ago
Hemingway would even groan at that one LOL...
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
In 1772 Joseph Haydn met and fell in love with a beautiful East Indian lady. Although baroque and forte, he composed himself. After going to some treble, his pitch worked and they were in tune. It was, truly, a Haydn-Sikh affair!

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Ludwig complained to his mother that he could not find his toy violin. His mother said, "You had it yesterday when you were playing with your friend Johann Sebastian. Why don't you look in the Bach yard."
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
BTW: Cryptographers make terrible drummers. They just sit there, fascinated by all the cymbals.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 9 years ago
If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 9 years ago
Sesame street is brought to you today by the letters F & U.
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