A man with three buttocks.

talk about being the butt of a lot of jokes.

Should be entered into the new Olympics I think we need to see. I call it "The Extra Appendage Games" Think about it. If you had an extra arm, what sport should you be entered in? Or an extra leg?
Not sure what an extra buttock would be good for, but I bet it would be hell to ride a bike.

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