Advice on Refrigerators
Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14983) 10 years ago
Overheard in the bar...

Fred: "A friend of mine has a business measuring the relative sizes of the rises, drops, cavities and undulations of underwater coral formations."

Bob: "Sounds like a good job. Is it steady work?"

Fred: "He only works in the summer months. He takes the winters off to avoid the frigid air."

Bob:"You mean ... ?"

Fred: "Yes. He's a frost-free reef ridge rater."