What does a turkey say:
Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.

What does a turkey with a sore throat say?
Gargle, Gargle, Gargle.

What does a turkey with club feet say?
Hobble, Hobble, Hobble.

What does a dyslexic turkey say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle.

What does a turkey with a lame leg say?
Waddle, Waddle, Waddle

What does a turkey with a bladder problem say?
Puddle, Puddle, Puddle

What does a turkey with an invisible handicap say?
Subtle, Subtle, Subtle

What does a turkey with a balance problem say?
Stumble, Stumble, Stumble

What does a turkey with a speech impairment say?
Mumble, Mumble, Mumble

What does a turkey with a rickety wheelchair say?
Rattle, Rattle, Rattle

What does a turkey with a broken brace say?
Topple, Topple, Topple

What does a turkey with a guide dog say?
Ogle, Ogle, Ogle

What does a turkey with an eating disorder say?
Trouble, Trouble, Trouble

What does a turkey with a learning disorder say?
Boggle, Boggle, Boggle

What does a turkey reading this list say?
Doggerel, Doggerel, Doggerel,

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Gladys. Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren't you?

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Harry. Harry who?
Harry up! I'm starved!

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Dewey. Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Luke. Luke who?
Luke at all the food!

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Odette. Odette who?
Odette's a big turkey!

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Phillip. Phillip who?
Phillip a big plate and dig in!

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Emma. Emma who?
Emma real pig when it comes to eating turkey!

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Esther. Esther who?
Esther any more gravy?

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Olive. Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

Knock Knock. Who's there?
Aaron. Aaron who?
Aaron you having more cranberry sauce?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Don.
Don who?
Don eat all the stuffing, I want some more!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Arthur,
Arthur who?
Arthur any more sweet potatoes?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma dinner's gone. May I have dessert?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don't eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
General Lee.
General Lee who?
General Lee I don't either!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida lot more than I should have!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara, we'll have turkey leftovers!