Update on the Rapture Part Deux
Posted by poisonspaghetti (+280) 10 years ago
The Rapture previously announced for October 12 has been postponed to October 21, possibly due to a typo in the prior update. Those of you looking for the "End of Days" are advised to stop looking as there will be no big display of any kind, rather the end will come very, very quietly. So quietly, in fact, that no one will even notice, thus making it impossible to prove that it hasn't happened. That JC is one tricky guy.

If you wake up on October 21st, you should assume that you have been left behind along with everyone else you can think of. That is all.

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Posted by bigsky (+82) 10 years ago
really????????you got nothing better to do...
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4460) 10 years ago
Shouldn't you be fracking?
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Posted by Bob Netherton II (+1904) 10 years ago
Bigsky is an obvious believer in this rapture crap.
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Posted by bigsky (+82) 10 years ago
pretty sure the parable of the tares puts any belief in a pre tribulation rapture to bed.

if christians cut peoples heads off on the internet and blew up innocent civilians for s#$ts and giggles would you give them the same respect you give muslims?

what if christians were added to hate crime legislation? would you mock them then?

bunch of damn sissies..
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4460) 10 years ago
FYI, Christians are very, very good at killing innocent people.

One damn moron...

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Posted by bigsky (+82) 10 years ago
are you refering to the christians in egypt? or the christians in kosovo?
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4460) 10 years ago
How about us where we are? Or collateral ragheads don't count?

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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 10 years ago
are you refering to the christians in egypt? or the christians in kosovo?


The ones in Spain were pretty good.
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Posted by bigsky (+82) 10 years ago
well not good enough to defend cordoba andalucia, windy.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
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Posted by Cheryl Pieters (+474) 10 years ago
Well, today is the day. Who is gone? Not me (obviously)....
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Posted by K. D. (+362) 10 years ago
Did a Yahoo search on the Rapture to see what went wrong this time, and noticed these pics in the images section. Thought they were funny.





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Posted by Josh Rath (+2305) 10 years ago
Damn.

http://judgementday2011.com/

They seem to be pretty sure about this... Although for some reason everyone I know is still here.

Who knows, maybe Miles Citians have been left off the rapture list.
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Posted by bc8907 (+68) 10 years ago
The Macho Man saved our asses in May, but he won't be able to catch J.C. by surprise this time, as he's been cast down to Hades to give Hitler his daily watermelon (punishment/reward I guess). So we'll have to see if anyone's got our back for Round 2.

P.S. I'm hoping Andre the Giant comes out of retirement today to extend mankind's livelihood a few more months.

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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11757) 10 years ago
The Flying Spaghetti Monster has not raptured me. In fact, I haven't even had pasta recently.
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Posted by Russell Bonine (+246) 10 years ago
For Mr Camping...

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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6165) 10 years ago
Good God, bigsky. Are you talking about the Moors? You're a couple of centuries off.
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Posted by Bridgier (+9193) 10 years ago
pretty sure the parable of the tares puts any belief in a pre tribulation rapture to bed.

Heretic.
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Posted by bigsky (+82) 10 years ago
lovin ya windy, you're swift. right on top of things. good to see.

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Posted by Hal Neumann (+9914) 10 years ago
Rapture? Crap . . . I gotta get new glasses. I thought everyone was fretting over a Rupture.
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Posted by bigsky (+82) 10 years ago
bridgier,,,,well i got nothing for ya...heritec....please
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