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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
Canadian police are now using snakes to discover explosives being smuggled into the country. What is the name given to these vipers?


Mountie Pythons

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (8/10/2011)]
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11757) 10 years ago
I should have stabbed you when I had the chance.
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Posted by Buck Showalter (+4460) 10 years ago
C'mon, Richard is the only one who produces jokes tame enough for the work place.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
I should have stabbed you when I had the chance.


REALLY? You of all people, were eye witness to the fact that if you stab me there remains multiple generations of "Bonineage" with the genetic predisposition for telling punny jokes.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
Thank you for calling Adventures in Telephoning Unlimited. If you wish to leave a message for Bill, please press 1.

"If you wish to leave a message for Tony, press 2.

"If it's Marty you're calling, please press 3.

"If none of these names make any sense to you, you've probably called the wrong number. In that case, please press 4 and leave a message for Nick, he's feeling ignored."
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Posted by Russell Bonine (+246) 10 years ago
There was a recent news report which stated a 55 year-old male tourist was killed while riding a burro in the Grande Canyon. Apparently, as he descended into the canyon, there was a small rock-slide that occurred above him. Witnesses said that he was knock of his mount by a large boulder.

The official cause of death:
He was stoned off his ass!

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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
Did you know that your anesthesiologist's computer has an ethernet connection?
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Posted by Barb Holcomb (+406) 10 years ago
Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the
choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year.

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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
Electile Dysfunction will be soon cured as an exciting new hispanic female will be entering the race. Her name is Alice Rodriguez.


Her campaign slogan is Si Alice, Si Alice!

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (8/24/2011)]
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Posted by jerseygirl (+563) 10 years ago
Now THAT was funny
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Posted by Gunnar Emilsson (+17318) 10 years ago
The Mexican firefighter's wife gave birth to twins, two baby boys.

He decided to name them Jose and Hose B.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+14950) 10 years ago
Swine flu is getting serious, it has been reported to be a hamdemic, which may lead to an aporkolypse... But we'll get through. Where there's a swill there's a way.
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Posted by Barb Holcomb (+406) 10 years ago
Warning: If you receive an e-mail from the Department of Health telling you not to eat tinned pork because of swine flu.............. Ignore it. It's just SPAM.
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