Teacher in North Dakota arrested!
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Posted by SeptyTwo (+668) 10 years ago
A teacher in North Dakota was arrested. On him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!
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Posted by Amorette Allison (+11978) 10 years ago
Are you a secret Bonine by any chance?
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Posted by K.Duffy (+1808) 10 years ago
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Posted by Steve Craddock (+2738) 10 years ago
That's hilarious. There's serious compuntetion going on here.

C'mon Richard, ol' pal. Time to defend your turf!
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
I don't know Steve. I was so bad at algebra that the equation 2n+2n was alway 4n to me.
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Posted by Duncan Bonine (+283) 10 years ago
There's serious compuntetion going on here.


Steve, we could say that the pun is just average, but that would be mean..!
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Posted by MilesCity.com Webmaster (+10014) 10 years ago
Algebra students are frequently taught to solve equations with the help of radicals. There's something wrong with that.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
Not to worry there, Webmaster. It's all an integral part of the teaching process. Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (8/1/2011)]
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Posted by Kelly (+2745) 10 years ago
Algebra students are frequently taught to solve equations with the help of radicals. There's something wrong with that.


No wonder I was so good at Algebra!
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Posted by Joe Smity (+109) 10 years ago
Since the world is squarely rooted in mathematics anyway...

and Kelly, you are just differentially equating your love of algebra with the association with radicals.

[This message has been edited by Joe Smity (8/1/2011)]
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
Wendy: What's the integral of 1/cabind cabin?

Steve: A log cabin.

Wendy: No, a houseboat; you forgot to add the C!
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Posted by Wendy Wilson (+6172) 10 years ago
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Posted by Bridgier (+9307) 10 years ago
I thought this was going to be about The Turtle run amok. Instead it's just a bunch of goddamned puns.
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Posted by Richard Bonine, Jr. (+15082) 10 years ago
I thought this was going to be about The Turtle run amok. Instead it's just a bunch of goddamned puns.


Hey... these are just ANY "goddamned puns". These puns are exponentially superior!
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Posted by Mike Zier (+139) 10 years ago
Ummmm.......Yeah whatever happened to good old fashion "Teacher hit's student stories"
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Posted by Bridgier (+9307) 10 years ago
Well... Walden retired.
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