A teacher in North Dakota was arrested. On him they found a pencil, eraser, ruler, protractor and compass. They said he was part of the Al Gebra network, and that he had weapons of math instruction!

Are you a secret Bonine by any chance?

That's hilarious. There's serious compuntetion going on here.

C'mon Richard, ol' pal. Time to defend your turf!

I don't know Steve. I was so bad at algebra that the equation 2n+2n was alway 4n to me.

There's serious compuntetion going on here.

Steve, we could say that the pun is just average, but that would be mean..!

Algebra students are frequently taught to solve equations with the help of radicals. There's something wrong with that.

Not to worry there, Webmaster. It's all an integral part of the teaching process. Mathematical puns are the first sine of madness.

[This message has been edited by Richard Bonine, Jr. (8/1/2011)]

Algebra students are frequently taught to solve equations with the help of radicals. There's something wrong with that.

No wonder I was so good at Algebra!

Since the world is squarely rooted in mathematics anyway...

and Kelly, you are just differentially equating your love of algebra with the association with radicals.

[This message has been edited by Joe Smity (8/1/2011)]

Wendy: What's the integral of 1/cabind cabin?

Steve: A log cabin.

Wendy: No, a houseboat; you forgot to add the C!

I thought this was going to be about The Turtle run amok. Instead it's just a bunch of goddamned puns.

I thought this was going to be about The Turtle run amok. Instead it's just a bunch of goddamned puns.

Hey... these are just ANY "goddamned puns". These puns are exponentially superior!

Ummmm.......Yeah whatever happened to good old fashion "Teacher hit's student stories"

Well... Walden retired.